Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
Apr 20th 2007, 10:38 pm
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Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old brunette babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself
as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads: - "I'm Nicole... If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:
"I'm Anna...If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone "This
is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, hairy, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but crotchless leather chaps and pink running shoes with a sign around his neck that reads:-
"I'm Leroy. When I catch you, you're mine..."
BOOM BOOM
Eddie
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old brunette babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself
as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads: - "I'm Nicole... If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:
"I'm Anna...If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone "This
is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, hairy, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but crotchless leather chaps and pink running shoes with a sign around his neck that reads:-
"I'm Leroy. When I catch you, you're mine..."
BOOM BOOM
Eddie
Apr 20th 2007, 10:52 pm
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Re: Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
Havent laughed like that in ages,welldone
Mandi
Apr 20th 2007, 11:04 pm
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Re: Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
Oh very good.
Apr 21st 2007, 7:28 am
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Re: Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
Brilliant 
Apr 21st 2007, 7:36 am
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Re: Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
As always eddie
Brilliant
Brilliant
Apr 21st 2007, 4:46 pm
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Re: Effective Weight Loss Program For Men
Karma worthy!!!!
