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Coffeepot Jun 28th 2008 9:01 am

Re: Duties of Wives!
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6514086)
Why did god make women with their anus and their fanny so close together?
































so you can carry them home like a six pack:o

:rofl:





Adverts are hilarious :thumbsup:

Lorna_D Jun 28th 2008 4:06 pm

Re: Duties of Wives!
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 6513926)
Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?'"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

Steve ducks and runs for cover.
:p:eek::eek:


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Lorna_D Jun 28th 2008 4:09 pm

Re: Duties of Wives!
 

Originally Posted by kazbob (Post 6513568)
Never mess with a girl from the Valley's!!!

:curse::rofl::rofl:

edinburgh Jun 29th 2008 1:52 am

Re: Duties of Wives!
 
why haven't they sent any women to the moon yet?

because it dosent need cleaning yet>

andrew & linda Jun 29th 2008 4:22 am

Re: Duties of Wives!
 
I was of the understanding that when God created man, She was only kidding!!

L

Tanah Jun 29th 2008 7:53 am

Re: Duties of Wives!
 
Why cant women park?????

Coz men tell em that this :-

|___________________________________|

is SIX INCHES

Arrona Jun 29th 2008 8:03 am

Re: Duties of Wives!
 

Originally Posted by Tanah (Post 6516697)
Why cant women park?????

Coz men tell em that this :-

|___________________________________|

is SIX INCHES

you mean it isnt:confused:

Tanah Jun 29th 2008 8:19 am

Re: Duties of Wives!
 

Originally Posted by Arrona (Post 6516735)
you mean it isnt:confused:

ha ha see my point - exactly!!!!!! lol


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