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Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Welsh girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Welsh Women :rofl: |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by Lorna_D
(Post 6511582)
by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
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Re: Duties of Wives!
:thumbsup::rofl::rofl:
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I can believe this to be true.
Most Welsh women are indeed very butch. |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by koogar
(Post 6511978)
I can believe this to be true.
Most Welsh women are indeed very butch. |
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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6512029)
I am NOT Welsh:curse:
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Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by koogar
(Post 6512039)
or a woman, as you proved by flashing me in that Calgary bar :lol:
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Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by koogar
(Post 6511978)
I can believe this to be true.
Most Welsh women are indeed very butch. I'm sure the new Mrs Koogar would like to know :p:rofl: And I am not Butch :mad::p |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by Lorna_D
(Post 6512108)
And your experience comes from being with how many Welsh women? :sneaky:
I'm sure the new Mrs Koogar would like to know :p:rofl: And I am not Butch :mad::p |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by Lorna_D
(Post 6512108)
And your experience comes from being with how many Welsh women? :sneaky:
I'm sure the new Mrs Koogar would like to know :p:rofl: And I am not Butch :mad::p |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by Lorna_D
(Post 6511582)
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Welsh girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Welsh Women :rofl: |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?'" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." Steve ducks and runs for cover. :p:eek::eek: |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by Steve_P
(Post 6513926)
Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?'" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." Steve ducks and runs for cover. :p:eek::eek: why did moses wander the dessert for years...... he was a man and wouldnt ask for directions:thumbsup: |
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Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.;):lol: |
Re: Duties of Wives!
Originally Posted by Inse
(Post 6514052)
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.;):lol: so you can carry them home like a six pack:o |
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