Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff?

Is he watching Miss Walmart 2010?

....Nice to see he's at least made the effort with the capitalization and punctuation - though his grammar's all to f***!

..and it's a pity about his stutter.

Mmmm the spelling seems a little dubious, I was always under the impression it was woof. Is it a regional dialect?

...I suspect this may not be a dog at all, rather it's a cat just taking the p!ss?

And what have you got against regional dialects, you southern bitch?

A bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins you mean, good effort but painfully transparent?

Sh*t Novo, really do you mind . It's Central bitch. Theres a yawning gulf between your geography and physics abillties

Yeah - I am the southern biatch!!

aaah he was refering to the UK, Newcastle etc. ok forgiven.

....Yeah, this has "cat" written all over it - Come on here, wind everyone up - got you two at each other's throats already! - A dog would never do that!

...I think we're all being taken for mugs - just spotted the avatar!

Oops sorry. I can't be expected to remember everything.

and you call yourself a mountie