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hot wasabi peas Apr 4th 2008 2:32 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by Thorstien (Post 6161420)
It just makes me wonder why natural selection would create them?

Gay men exist to create gay porn which is sexually arousing to heterosexual women. Most will deny that because it seems unfeminine to get wet watching two, or more, blokes go at it.

Heterosexual women trapped by the confines of matrimony then turn to their passionless, sexually docile husbands as that is their only choice to get their rocks off and babies appear, repeat.

ann m Apr 4th 2008 2:54 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 6161481)
Gay men exist to create gay porn which is sexually arousing to heterosexual women. Most will deny that because it seems unfeminine to get wet watching two, or more, blokes go at it.

Heterosexual women trapped by the confines of matrimony then turn to their passionless, sexually docile husbands as that is their only choice to get their rocks off and babies appear, repeat.

:eek::rofl:

See - it's easy when you know the answer .....

windward Apr 4th 2008 2:56 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 6161481)
Gay men exist to create gay porn which is sexually arousing to heterosexual women. Most will deny that because it seems unfeminine to get wet watching two, or more, blokes go at it.

Heterosexual women trapped by the confines of matrimony then turn to their passionless, sexually docile husbands as that is their only choice to get their rocks off and babies appear, repeat.

.lol. 'Married and bored, or single and lonely'.

Not sure about natural selection but it's not just gay people who can get their rocks off with same sex experiences as HWP happily points out. Sex is about pleasure, emotions, not just babies. Hell, women don't even need go near a d*ck to get pregnant if they don't want to. Pick some hunky dna from a catalogue and you're away.

Thorstien Apr 4th 2008 2:59 pm

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g'nite and good bye. I'm outta here.

hot wasabi peas Apr 4th 2008 3:03 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by windward (Post 6161540)
.lol. 'Married and bored, or single and lonely'.

Not sure about natural selection but it's not just gay people who can get their rocks off with same sex experiences as HWP happily points out. Sex is about pleasure, emotions, not just babies. Hell, women don't even need go near a d*ck to get pregnant if they don't want to. Pick some hunky dna from a catalogue and you're away.

Oh hell... all women need is a healthy volunteer, a bowl and a turkey baster. I could go on about the natual selection of kitchen utensils but I'm really not very domesticated.

dingbat Apr 4th 2008 3:12 pm

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Originally Posted by bazzz (Post 6160865)
Huh. A gay friend of mine has made some very unwise decisions when confronted with a rippling torso and a massive cock. (Not mine).

PMSL :rofl:

Novocastrian Apr 4th 2008 3:15 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by Thorstien (Post 6161549)
g'nite and good bye. I'm outta here.

Tara! Don't come back any time soon.


Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 6161562)
Oh hell... all women need is a healthy volunteer, a bowl and a turkey baster. I could go on about the natual selection of kitchen utensils but I'm really not very domesticated.

Now! Let's get down to the important matters.

Turkey basters are all very well, but wouldn't a throbbing BE member be preferable?

Thorstien (and of course myself) being excepted.

dingbat Apr 4th 2008 3:15 pm

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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 6161391)
"And I'm wearing milkbone underwear"

:rofl::rofl:

dingbat Apr 4th 2008 3:17 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 6161562)
Oh hell... all women need is a healthy volunteer, a bowl and a turkey baster. I could go on about the natual selection of kitchen utensils but I'm really not very domesticated.


I'm reliably informed that the syringe thing in Children's Tylenol cartons is better at <ahem> hitting the mark. Trouble is you can only measure 5ml at a time. I am not saying another word. :eek:

Thorstien Apr 4th 2008 3:18 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by windward (Post 6161540)
.lol. 'Married and bored, or single and lonely'.

Not sure about natural selection but it's not just gay people who can get their rocks off with same sex experiences as HWP happily points out. Sex is about pleasure, emotions, not just babies. Hell, women don't even need go near a d*ck to get pregnant if they don't want to. Pick some hunky dna from a catalogue and you're away.

well that may be the case today, but a hundred years ago you needed a real live man to get you pregneant. also, if all you need is a labratory to procreate, why bother with sex at all? The way things are going, humans won't even need sex organs to procreate when you can grow your babies in a test tube!! no sex organs, no homosexuality, right? Wrong. the primary function of sex is to procreate, every thing else related to it is secondary, no matter how much fun or pleasure you get out of it. If more people would teach the children this than mabye teen and unwed pregnacies would be at a lower rate.

Novocastrian Apr 4th 2008 3:28 pm

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Originally Posted by dingbat (Post 6161619)
Bet it was a priest....:blink:

Most likely. But zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Later.

Thorstien Apr 4th 2008 3:29 pm

Re: Does Lukiwski need to go?
 

Originally Posted by Thorstien (Post 6161549)
g'nite and good bye. I'm outta here.

I was wrong again. every time I think of shutting the pc down some new comment comes up.

Lorna_D Apr 4th 2008 3:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Thorstien (Post 6161622)
I was wrong again. every time I think of shutting the pc down some new comment comes up.

you don't have to answer or comment the thread will survive without you :blink:

hot wasabi peas Apr 4th 2008 3:49 pm

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Originally Posted by Thorstien (Post 6161599)
the primary function of sex is to procreate


Why do bonobos masturbate? Why do bison have anal sex? Why are some dophins gay? etc...

hot wasabi peas Apr 4th 2008 3:53 pm

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Is it ok that abusive and violent people have sex to make babies?


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