Direct Line to God !!!!
Jul 1st 2006 | 12:02 pm
#1
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Direct Line to God !!!!
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
Jul 1st 2006 | 9:46 pm
#2
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,527
From: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
Jul 1st 2006 | 9:50 pm
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
Jul 4th 2006 | 10:58 am
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Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 66
Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
I think that God is in Jail because that's were a lot of people seem to find him!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was
the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to SCOTLAND to see if
SCOTS had the same phone.
He arrived in SCOTLAND, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 pence per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in SCOTLAND now, son - it's
a local call".
MMM me thinks there may be a few who disagree on this one
Eddie
Jul 4th 2006 | 11:01 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by mugginflapps
I think that God is in Jail because that's were a lot of people seem to find him!
Jul 4th 2006 | 11:11 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by mugginflapps
I think that God is in Jail because that's were a lot of people seem to find him!
MMMM
Me to on this one BC
Jul 5th 2006 | 5:14 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Jul 5th 2006 | 5:16 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
thanks, I wasn't going to explain!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by poolking
Think about it, a criminal that has committed a serious offence e.g. murder, suddenly "find god" and claim that they've been born again and are completely religious
Jul 5th 2006 | 5:17 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by mugginflapps
thanks, I wasn't going to explain!!!!!!!
Jul 5th 2006 | 7:19 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
And here I was hoping you werent even going to post.
Jul 5th 2006 | 7:46 am
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Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by poolking
I sense a bit of mischief making
How dare you suggest such a thing.
Jul 5th 2006 | 7:48 am
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From: London, Ontario
Re: Direct Line to God !!!!
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Me, making mischief???????
How dare you suggest such a thing.
How dare you suggest such a thing.
NNAAAAAAAA
Nae Danger BC
Your just a sweet wee innocent guy
Wheres your pickie mate !!
Get one posted
Eddie
