I'm not sure there is anything profound about the provenance of a curry that a fat kid has eaten too much of.

That's more like it!

I think my mum loves me - does that count?

Thats the Mum!

Think?? okay that'll do.............

or maybe the Mum ate the Dad? beats Cats..............

I hope so, it's not like anyones gonna be eating her in a hurry!

but what about the cats???

They prefer fish

Very good...nothing like a bit of aul trout

well stop looking in the mirror then.............

Oh dear lord!! that kid - poor bugger - and yes he does look like that one of the Double deckers!!

The big one looks more like the reviewer. I've seen him, in the flesh, so to speak, signing books at Chapters. Here he is looking skinny:



Now don't forget - the parents of the kid are hyphenated "english" not hyphenated Canadian!