Crazy Critter Competition
#16
Spot on Steve - the holes they leave are the perfect size for a hoof/leg to disappear down. When you're charged with taking care of a horse someone's invested $100k in, gophers' rights come a distant second place. Gassing them is about as humane a death for them as is practicable. Toasting them in the process is purely optional.
#17
Pour lots of water down their holes then as they jump out that when you shoot em.
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It's Alberta. They never joke about pest control.
Yes they can, and they do.
I'm assured by sources who wish to remain anonymous, that the rumours were true.
#24
Yup, commonly known as gophers around here. We were at Horseshoe Canyon last week as well, and there was a small girl with her arm stuck down one of those holes up to her elbow. 
I told her: Oh you don't want to be stickin' your arm down there!
she says: I wanna get a gopher!!
I reply: Well be careful the gopher don't get YOU!

I told her: Oh you don't want to be stickin' your arm down there!

she says: I wanna get a gopher!!

I reply: Well be careful the gopher don't get YOU!





there was beer involved too 
