Christ the botox must be working.
Or it's the dim light.
Or your failing eyesight.

Who gives a whatsit......I'll take that sort of flattery in spades...

try

http://www.thisisguernsey.com/2008/0...y-to-be-alive/

That was me driving so becareful please

OH MY GOD.

That was I said as it went through the windscreen towards us!!

You were restrained then. I think I'd have said something with an 'f' in it.

, bloody 'ell.

Talking about restrained...........................will someone PLEASE take these cuffs off.....................................I need to go pee

That came afterwards when I got out of the car and the other driver asked me if I was ok. He may have got a mouthful then

Sorry Butch be right with you

Well cuff him again when he's been.....I'm bored.

It was not good and I had flashbacks and nightmares for a while afterwards

Butch makes a run for it...........................

Aw....do I look that much of a knock kneed knackered old nosebag?

I bet .