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Jerseygirl Feb 7th 2021 8:44 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12969230)
I bought a lemon cake for $4. I was thinking about that chocolate blossom one...


I will have the chocolate one please. Got any fresh whipped cream to go with it?

caretaker Feb 10th 2021 7:40 am

Re: Caretaker
 
I don't have any alcohol swabs, so when I shoot myself up in the belly with blood thinner I use Scotch and a piece of toilet paper, pretending I'm hardcore.

chawkins99 Feb 10th 2021 9:04 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12970387)
I don't have any alcohol swabs, so when I shoot myself up in the belly with blood thinner I use Scotch and a piece of toilet paper, pretending I'm hardcore.

I'm diabetic. I inject 3-4 times a day into my belly. For at least 20 years.

Have NEVER used alcohol swabs and never got an infection.

caretaker Feb 10th 2021 9:10 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by chawkins99 (Post 12970410)
Have NEVER used alcohol swabs and never got an infection.

Well, it's an excuse to get the Scotch out. I only have to do it twice a day for another week.

Jerseygirl Feb 10th 2021 9:30 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12970412)
Well, it's an excuse to get the Scotch out. I only have to do it twice a day for another week.

😱 I could not stick myself. :eek:

BristolUK Feb 10th 2021 10:05 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12970387)
I don't have any alcohol swabs, so when I shoot myself up in the belly with blood thinner I use Scotch and a piece of toilet paper, pretending I'm hardcore.

Shouldn't you be biting down on something? ;)


Originally Posted by chawkins99 (Post 12970410)
I'm diabetic. I inject 3-4 times a day into my belly. For at least 20 years.

Have NEVER used alcohol swabs and never got an infection.

I gave up with the swabs a few years ago too.

BuckinghamshireBoy Feb 10th 2021 10:23 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 12970416)
😱 I could not stick myself. :eek:

I used to think like that... 6 or 7 years back I got kicked out of hospital with a month's worth of syringes with the instruction "one per day".

After a few days I couldn't hack it any more, so progressed to self-medicating with Irish whiskey.

Despite moving countries a couple of years ago, I found just the other day in a wardrobe that I still have half of the syringes left.

No Irish though. :(

caretaker Feb 10th 2021 11:48 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 12970428)
Shouldn't you be biting down on something? ;)

I bite the cap and pull the needle away to get it off, looks pretty butch.

spouse of scouse Feb 10th 2021 2:37 pm

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12970387)
I don't have any alcohol swabs, so when I shoot myself up in the belly with blood thinner I use Scotch and a piece of toilet paper, pretending I'm hardcore.

Excellent strategy. A splash for the loo paper, a glug for you :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 12970416)
😱 I could not stick myself. :eek:

Yes, you could. You might not like it but you could!

I had to give my daughter injections for a year when she was 9. Then she developed insulin dependent diabetes when she was 15, took a while for her to work up the courage to self-inject but got there in the end. In the meantime I did it for her.

Then my RA diagnosis meant I had to self-inject methotrexate for 2 years. All that jab training paid off :lol:

BEVS Feb 10th 2021 2:39 pm

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12970458)
I bite the cap and pull the needle away to get it off, looks pretty butch.

I like your style.

caretaker Feb 24th 2021 5:24 am

Re: Caretaker
 
First trip to physio today, but not much they could do but introductions and a lot of questions due to 0 movement in the brace. I was given an easy exercise and a mitt full of appointments, 2 per week for the month of March when I can work outside of the brace. Load bearing capability on the leg is getting better, but I have to be careful not to take risks (I still carry my phone around my neck when moving anywhere). An acquaintance who recently had a hip transplant got cocky last week and fell, and spent 5 hours on the kitchen floor before his kids checked on him.

BEVS Feb 24th 2021 9:26 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12977087)
First trip to physio today, but not much they could do but introductions and a lot of questions due to 0 movement in the brace. I was given an easy exercise and a mitt full of appointments, 2 per week for the month of March when I can work outside of the brace. Load bearing capability on the leg is getting better, but I have to be careful not to take risks (I still carry my phone around my neck when moving anywhere). An acquaintance who recently had a hip transplant got cocky last week and fell, and spent 5 hours on the kitchen floor before his kids checked on him.

Gawd. It's going to be a long old one before you will be ice fishing again. At least physio is being set up to get started.

BuckinghamshireBoy Mar 10th 2021 9:53 am

Re: Caretaker
 
Yo man, how's it going? Plenty of horizon on that scope, one trusts?

caretaker Mar 11th 2021 1:16 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by BuckinghamshireBoy (Post 12982289)
Yo man, how's it going? Plenty of horizon on that scope, one trusts?

Trust, but verify. It's been pretty much equal parts of boredom, pain, misery and discomfort. Drugs and liquor help to a degree. My quality of life is going to improve drastically when I lose the brace and can sit on the toilet again instead of using the commode chair, and twice as much when I'm able to drive again. Next week I begin my twice weekly physio, and I have an appt with the surgeon on friday. In the meantime all I can really do is relish small pleasures as they present themselves.

BEVS Mar 11th 2021 10:26 am

Re: Caretaker
 

Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12982469)
Trust, but verify. It's been pretty much equal parts of boredom, pain, misery and discomfort. Drugs and liquor help to a degree. My quality of life is going to improve drastically when I lose the brace and can sit on the toilet again instead of using the commode chair, and twice as much when I'm able to drive again. Next week I begin my twice weekly physio, and I have an appt with the surgeon on friday. In the meantime all I can really do is relish small pleasures as they present themselves.

Ach mate :( Big poopoo.


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