It's Christmas green - or in the prairies "Camo green"

are you serious or joking?

Yes, rather reminds me if this one...

Nah, some people irritate but they don't bring on a violent streak. What about "most likely to be the axe murderer"

<gets whetstone from garage>

Nice, someone who takes pride in their craft.

Chop, chop, chop

Up on a chair
behind the door
Hey diddle diddle
Here comes poppa
So up with your chopper
And split him down the middle

Peter Sellars

Things that go bump in the night,
Should really not give you a fright,
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That and the absence of light.

Spike Milligan.

You two worry me

+1

Gosh that takes me back! Good old 'Auntie Rotter' !

I thank you for the approbation.

I don't know what that means either but you're welcome.

It means appreciation/approval, but its use has declined dramatically since the 1800's (or so says Google!). Possibly a hint of sarcasm in this context.

I shall see who gets me what for Christmas before I submit my votes.

Yes I am bought easily.