Can you beat this?
#19
town next to us had their christmas lights up and on last week, i assumed they were just testing, but no, they were on again this week!! can't they wait until at least hallowe'en and bonfire night are over?
#20
Oh no. They are very efficient at this sort of thing. All birthdays and anniversarys remembered (cards a couple of weeks in advance), and we even get a letter after their annual vacation with a picture of them in the sun 
It is sweet really - they must have shares in Royal Mail.

It is sweet really - they must have shares in Royal Mail.











