You are morphing into Butch!!


Stop it now!

I have been editing posts for a long time, mostly belonging to Butch i admit, but editing non the less.........now i shall go on an editing mission just to prove my point.........and its all going to be your fault !


PS if i wish to mop up........i shall.....................ha ha !

PPS there was no need to be rude about it

I know .....I know.....you are just as good as him, if not better at it...blah blah blah!


ps....You know I love you so knock yerself out r kid...

pps....If you need a hand mopping up, can it wait until tomorrow morning?..some of us need our beauty sleep!

That is just the kind of lacksidasical attitude that makes a country weak.......i have my mop in hand and shall continue to do my chores until the said chores are finished.
If i need any help with anything themorrow.....one shall be in touch........i bid you a goodnight madam...........and hope your conscience will let you sleep well !

It will, i've been through worse and slept soundly....I have no conscience when it comes to mopping up.....now, get busy....you're wasting time posting when you should be mopping and making this country great again...

My offer still stands tho....i'm prepared to make you ice cubes as a gesture of goodwill...

Goodwill should only be shown to those in great need........if and when that situation arises i shall send a message with my finest Pigeon......may he fly straight and true (unlike Tony the Pilot) with the speed of a.....hmmm......eerrrr......Pigeon.....

I thought Tony the Pilot was a whale? I'm confused!

I shall keep a perch handy for the pigeon, should the need arise and my services are required.....but just to be prepared, i'll bung some ice cube trays in the freezer!

Phaff......................

What the hell is a "phaff"

Sounds like a silent fart

I've never heard one!

Is that when you have to grad a hold of one cheek........and try and "sneak" it out ?

What you you call the ones that get trapped? You know the ones, when your jeans are too tight and they can't escape, and they feel like a malteser had got lodged down your knickers?

I'm asking on behalf of a dear friend. I have never experienced such a disgusting thing in my life, so I thought i'd ask you lot.

I know the question isn't for you.....cos you don't wear any knickers......and neither do i, so a cant answer the question.......wish your "friend" good luck

I thought you knew everything? Never mind, I'm calling it the bubblefart....or should I say...my 'friend' is!