Blonde joke
Feb 21st 2008, 7:32 am
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Blonde joke
This is for all you blonde ladies and others i am blonde so no malice intended
A Blondes Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Febuary
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.......
Hellloooooo...... bottles won't fit in printer.
March
Got really excited..... finished jigsaw in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years! "
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke competition .... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because i left soft top open.
September
The capital of California is "C"....isn't it ???
October
Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!
December
Couldn't call 911...."duh"... there's no 11 button on the stupid phone!!!
A Blondes Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Febuary
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.......
Hellloooooo...... bottles won't fit in printer.
March
Got really excited..... finished jigsaw in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years! "
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke competition .... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because i left soft top open.
September
The capital of California is "C"....isn't it ???
October
Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!
December
Couldn't call 911...."duh"... there's no 11 button on the stupid phone!!!
Feb 21st 2008, 7:37 am
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Re: Blonde joke
This is for all you blonde ladies and others i am blonde so no malice intended
A Blondes Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Febuary
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.......
Hellloooooo...... bottles won't fit in printer.
March
Got really excited..... finished jigsaw in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years! "
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke competition .... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because i left soft top open.
September
The capital of California is "C"....isn't it ???
October
Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!
December
Couldn't call 911...."duh"... there's no 11 button on the stupid phone!!!
A Blondes Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Febuary
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.......
Hellloooooo...... bottles won't fit in printer.
March
Got really excited..... finished jigsaw in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years! "
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke competition .... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because i left soft top open.
September
The capital of California is "C"....isn't it ???
October
Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!
December
Couldn't call 911...."duh"... there's no 11 button on the stupid phone!!!
hello i have a fire... ok . how do we get there HELLO in the big red thing
Feb 21st 2008, 7:40 am
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Feb 21st 2008, 8:22 am
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Re: Blonde joke
A guy walking along the river bank spots a blond on the other side.
"Hi, do you know where I can cross the river?" he asks.
"Why? You're already there", she replies.
"Hi, do you know where I can cross the river?" he asks.
"Why? You're already there", she replies.
Feb 21st 2008, 12:02 pm
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Re: Blonde joke
This is for all you blonde ladies and others i am blonde so no malice intended
A Blondes Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Febuary
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.......
Hellloooooo...... bottles won't fit in printer.
March
Got really excited..... finished jigsaw in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years! "
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke competition .... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because i left soft top open.
September
The capital of California is "C"....isn't it ???
October
Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!
December
Couldn't call 911...."duh"... there's no 11 button on the stupid phone!!!
A Blondes Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Febuary
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.......
Hellloooooo...... bottles won't fit in printer.
March
Got really excited..... finished jigsaw in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years! "
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke competition .... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because i left soft top open.
September
The capital of California is "C"....isn't it ???
October
Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 41/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!
December
Couldn't call 911...."duh"... there's no 11 button on the stupid phone!!!
Best laugh I've had in two weeks 
Sorry I'm not blonde!
Feb 21st 2008, 3:08 pm
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Re: Blonde joke
