My husband keeps asking me what I want for my birthday on Monday and I cant think of anything, I am not big on clothes or jewellery, what would you like for your birthday, give me some ideas

You want a mitre saw. Preferably a Bosch 12" sliding saw. It comes in a colour you love.

Excellent choice. Replace the blade with a Forrest Chopmaster and you'll have a fabulous gift.

I find it worrying that your husband has to ask you

A hot air balloon ride !

You've obviously reached the age when there is nothing you really need or want so just tell him to donate the money he would have spent on a gift to a charity of your choice.

How's that for a boring answer

He is so crap at gifts, I have enough perfume to sink a ship!

Do you know what, I told him to forget birthdays, I really dont want to remember it anymore but he insists, so what can I do, I told him to buy me some Lobster!

Just noticed that it's YOUR birthday, mate. Have a good one, and I hope you get the power tool you've always wanted.

Never trusted those things, no thanks

a harley! at least i want one for my 40th
something fun, like new skis/snowboard/canoe/quad...
or ice skating lessons (if you can't skate)

OH, good idea, i could get him to pay for my swimming lessons as I cant swim......freaky eh...as I scuba dive

to eat or to keep as a pet

My missus just bought me a Tissot watch. It's very nice. It looks rather like the one I had been wearing up until yesterday. That watch was bought for me by my first missus.......

EAT

He handed me a bag a couple of weeks ago and a bottle of wine, the bag moved just as he said 'those are live lobsters' I dropped the lobsters but not the wine

The lobsters were fine, and tasted even finer