rwin

Male bathroom etiquette that is.

windward

lol

For me, two rules. Under no circumstances other than ensuring safe direction of flow, do you look anywhere other than straight ahead. And no using the mirror.

The rest is taken as read - remember watching a good friend's boyf appear from a cubicle, rampantly disobeying rule number two while he fixed his hair, then disappear back downstairs to the waiting vision of femininity and loveliness below. No soap or even water having been applied.

.. Should I have told her?

hot wasabi peas

Obviously, you have not seen the 'vision of femininity and loveliness' that is a women's public toilet...

Oakvillian

here's a little game to test your grasp of urinal etiquette... enjoy

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal

Alberta_Rose

Ok, got totally bored less than half way through and turned it off!

purple80

Crikey, never realised it was that complicated.....

Us girlies just pee........ wash hands, re do make up, have a chat, check hair, check clothes, have another chat, oh and we have to go in with a girl friend.

Charlie

mandymoochops

OR we do something that would really throw it into disarray............

Decide the queue for the ladies is too long and go to the mens - where was that scenario during the breakdown of society!?

(not that I have ever done that you understand

mc_dub

had that done to us at a concert a few years back, girl strolled in the door (obviously on a dare) and asked if she could use the toilet, we all looked round in unison said yes, went back to peeing and she ran out without using one of the cubicles

mandymoochops

Why on earth would you do it as a dare, if you`re gonna go then go. Its a human function and if the girls lavvies are full then you can bet your boots one of the cubicles in the guys is free (albeit a bit smelly) and you're perfectly safe in there cos they all take about 5 mins to get to grips with the fact that a girl is in there!

again, not that i'd know

owen

That happened to me at buckingham palace....no honestly.

Huge queue for the ladies, I was by myself in the men's. A woman walks in and asks me if its ok to use the cubicle, I say yes and carry on my business. Wierd thing is she doesn't actually move straight away but I can see in the corner of my eye that she stands there looking for about 20 secs and then moves. Wierd

walkerv05

one of the bars in Hull has a mixed toilet!, well for hand washing anyway, its a bit of a talking point i can tell you you carnt see any of the urinals there round a discreat corner and our toilet cubicals are too but still!

Pretty Flowers

Hope it wasn't Her Majesty...

live to ski

There is one in Macnhester as well with mixed loo - one of the Vodka bars - always pee on the seats - yuck

live to ski

I have done it on many a occasion.

It's that sort of practicality that Mr L2S likes about me.



I had to dash into the gents at Grouse on Saturday - we lost the disabled kid I was teaching to ski and it was the most lodgical place he would be.

All the men broke windward's rule # 1 as they all turned to face me, and I charged round shouting lost boys name, and a few appologies.

Did find child in there, and promptly told him very loudly that he should tell me before going to the washroom, to help justify my actions.

bazzz

One New Year's Eve there were a couple of young ladies in a pub I was in who took this one further and used the urinals. They looked like they'd done it before.

Ah, England.