an ocean full of the usual please and for kicks an umbrella and a cherry to go with it

Good morning everyone. Coffee and toast for me please!

You out of bed then or do you want room service

Is that full room service that includes everything?

Maybe but are you in a premium room or standard; you have to pay extra if it's standard

Only the best for me......!

Okay be right up, did you want brown or white ?

Get your frickin own!!!!!
This is a bar not a Cafe.

I'll have a Chardonnay then, please !

Looks like I'll have to get that meself, too! Oh well, t least it will be fr....I mean on the house

I need a stiff drink. I know it's only just gone 10am but the sun must be over the yard arm somewhere in the world.

Although our plan/dream is to find work in Canada, in the meantime I can't put my life on hold. I've been applying for legal jobs around the Midlands, and it's been pretty disheartening, got a law degree from the wrong Uni and I'm older than most postgrads so less attractive for the work market (not that they'd ever admit to my age being an issue). Anyway, I have a job interview on Friday. It's not exactly what I'm looking for, but it's a foot in the door. The downside, I feel sick and have no idea what they will ask me in the interview.

Have a nice Aussie glass of wine....and good luck for Friday

Thanks Cas, I need all the luck I can get.

Break a leg or whatever the legal alternative is.

Feel for you, that's what happened to me, ok Uni but I don't quite have the right "profile" for a graduate....was told I was too old by the Chair of the profession - I was all of 30 at the time!

Have a look about some of the jobsites - they have interview technique stuff and just look ultra-confident. Worked for all the lads I was at Uni with! BS baffles brains, everytime!