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beaver and butthead
snatch of the day
starskey and tush
oh, the list goes on.................

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You can't beat puss in boots :D

Anyway who's for a drink?

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I am 50 buckets of JD and coke, and don't spare the ice. :)

I've heard Moby Dick is a great book for the ladies ;)

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Just for the record, after having my fanny kicked out of canada and into the lounge, where the australians could abuse it, it has now been kicked out of the lounge too. It was last seen being dragged towards ayres rock by a dingo.
Poor fanny.

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Fanny Craddock? :)

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very astute of you sir.
It was indeed my fanny cradock thread.
It is now residing in 'take it outside'

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Since its get towards late afternoon, its time for happy hour.
Todays theme is Cocktails :D :D

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Whats in that rude cocktail, you now something about screwing against a wall? :D

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Vodka, mostly, I'm told, not that I'd know, ..... and you missed out "slow" and "comfortable" ...... they're in there somewhere, rumour has it. ;)

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Thank you very much, just wondering how you knew :D

I'll have 5 of them please :D

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Anymore for drinks?


Slow comfortable screw
Harvey wall banger
Knee trembler

:p :D :beer:

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Just coffee for me thanks - early in the morning here!

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Nothing like an early morning drink :D

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I would have preferred a little early morning delight myself! ;)

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Wow a little frisky today :eek: :D

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PK
Wilmore is actually British Columbian for 'frisky little nympho' :D

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Hmm nympho to boot even better :D

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How did you find out about her thigh length boots!!???
I thought all those pictures had been destroyed :rolleyes:

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I have my methods ;)

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You've got all the back issues of Hustler???? ;)

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Nah Penthouse ;)

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You lucky so and so mrs g made me get rid of all mine :p :D

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Just got back from Wally's World (Walmart) I need a drink!!!

Please could I have a wine & soda :)

Linda P

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You had a Penthouse? Where??? They can go for over $1 Million downtown ;)

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One pint of spritzer coming up :beer:

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How about sex on the beach. No I'm not propositioning you, it's the name of a cocktail I had in a bar recently ;) :beer:

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How about sex on the beach. No I'm not propositioning you, it's the name of a cocktail I had in a bar recently ;) :beer:

Edited to add, you'd be hard pressed for the above if you live in Calgary :D Mawhahahahaha

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Which Banshee??? (I presume you mean sex on the beach cos if you go down 17th or 10th/11th theres plenty of them youngsters having a slow comfortable screw against the wall)

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I mean the beach. You don't have a real beach for some 600 miles west from Calgary do you. LOL :D Those fake lakes with 'sand' don't count :p

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Yeah, but i drove a Fiesta :p :p :D

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And I have been on the razzle a few times ;)

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Pint :eek: what kind of girl do you think I am.......!!!! wrong county I'm from Surrey don't you know!!!! :D




Linda P

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pint of stella please.
these death threats have got me all on edge

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Time to up the ante :D

A swimming pool full of JD and coke with ice cubes the size of footballs :D

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Let me guess dive to the bottom and drink your way up :beer: :beer: :D

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Nah get a straw out and drink it that way, I can only do the doggy paddle, so I wouldn't want to drown my sorrows literally :D

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The phrase " p****d up to the eyeballs " comes to mind!!!

Linda P

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One straw coming up, thats going to be some session :beer: :beer:

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Can we all have straws please........

Linda P

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Straws for everyone :)

Wonder if JD can deliver by the tanker load, if think we might need it :beer: :beer: