101 things to do in a supermarket.

For those young at heart, preferably not for those young at heart and over sixty but you know what ever floats your boat.

1) When ever there’s a tannery announcement put your hands over your ears and begin to scream “Oh God, Oh God the voices!” At the top of your voice.
2) Rearrange the CD’s to your taste because everyone knows you know best.
3) Walk remarkably slowly, especially down those narrow isles.
4) Throw things into the next isle before running away.
5) Move peoples trolley’s when they’ve left them at the end of an isle.
6) Take things out of peoples abandoned trolleys.
7) Run around singing the Batman theme tune with your arms out pretending to fly.
8) Scare old ladies, I know it sounds cruel but it’s immensely funny.
9) If your local has a camping section sit in one of the tents, perhaps take a pillow from the home section. When the staff ask what you’re doing reply coolly “Sleeping, do you mind?” Before huffing loudly and zipping the door up.
10) Stand by the pizza counter singing “When the moon hit’s your eye like a big pizza pie,” ECT in a bad Italian accent.
11) Scare young children preferably by pulling face through the wholes in the shelves, as not to be caught by parents.
12) Borrow a towel from the home department tie it around your neck like a cape, find the most crowded area stand in the middle of it whilst holding out your arms and the towel like wings before screaming, at the top of your lungs “I am the lizard queen!” ((Better if you’re a male.))
13) Ask to test one of the children’s bikes. ((Best if you’re tall or an adult.))
14) When you see someone reading the blurb of a book lean over there shoulder tutt and muse aloud “Tsk shame he dies in the end.”
15) Ask for a public announcement to be made calling for Mrs. I.P Freely or Ivonna Tinkle.

I know that's only 15 Can you think of anything else.

Play rugby with the frozen turkeys

What, like "Dave from leather goods, pick up line 23 please" ?

My teenage niece has been know to develop Tourette's Syndrome in the check-out queue.

see how many goes it takes you to remove a can from the bottom row of a shelf without the whole display collapsing.