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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:34 am
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Originally Posted by Optimus Prime View Post
WTF is it with that daft bat Willmore calling me "poopsie" and "Pretty boy" and now you calling me "papa bear"?

It does NOT irritate me in the least.
Well what do you want me to call you then honey baby?
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:35 am
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Originally Posted by Optimus Prime View Post
Oh god..more bodily excretions
I farted too but it was dry so not worth mentioning.
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:37 am
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Originally Posted by ugacrew View Post
Well what do you want me to call you then honey baby?
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:38 am
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Originally Posted by Leslie66 View Post
I farted too but it was dry so not worth mentioning.
Hope you weren't wearing nylons...it'll swell your ankles.
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:39 am
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Originally Posted by Leslie66 View Post
I farted too but it was dry so not worth mentioning.
no spatter then?
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:41 am
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Originally Posted by Thydney View Post
no spatter then?
No. I've been eating a lot of cheese so there's a lack of scat spatter. I will have mushrooms and tree bark for dinner and tomorrow should render a better harvest.
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Originally Posted by Thydney View Post
no spatter then?
No, thats on the inside rear windsheild of the Gallant.
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Originally Posted by snowbunny View Post
I was at a Rush gig last night and was holding two cups of beer as I made my way to my seat. It was crowded, and in the process, I spilled three drops of beer onto a woman's arm. I immediately apologised.

She sat there frozen and then asked if I expected her to sit there with a wet arm. She demanded that I go fetch a towel to dry her arm with.

What would you have done?
I'd have laughed my head off and told her not to be such a daft cow.
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:44 am
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I'd have laughed my head off and told her not to be such a daft cow.
I'd have shat all over her.
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 1:29 am
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If I go to a gig, its expected to get beer on you...
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 4:55 am
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Originally Posted by Ransi View Post
If I go to a gig, its expected to get beer on you...
or hopefully a little toke on a spliff or two from the people in the next seats.............. pass that mother down
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 5:09 am
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Originally Posted by snowbunny View Post
I What would you have done?
Give her a name and address ..and say ..sue me ....
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 5:51 am
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Originally Posted by snowbunny View Post
What I did was fetch the janitor and told him that I'd spilled some beer, could I have assistance in cleaning it up?

Her face when he showed up with a mop was priceless.
Brilliant.

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I would of just give her a Geordie kiss...


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Worked for me. Strange had something similar happen yesterday...Leslie put up a link and it didn't work for me...seems it was OK for others.
It wouldn't work for me either JG.

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Well it's a good thing she wasn't sat near me at the concert. I'd have thrown vodka all over her and then had a big shit in her mouth ..... because that's all I ever do and all I ever post about.


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Til you gimme head yeah.
Now what chance do you think you have of that ever happening eh?
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 6:06 am
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The second she started screaming I would have turned my back and walked away - leaving her there screaming at herself.

I cant stand people like that.
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This reminds me of one of my neighbours and his superb way of dealing with idiot teens.

A bunch of teenage boys were sitting on his wall outside his house abotu two months ago. Me and the neighbour were chatting on the pavement outside. The boys were arseing around and doing the usual. When two of them started writing on his wall with a pen he yelled at them and told them to get off his wall. They told him to "get ****ed." Take note that my neighbour is a big fella. These kids just don't care about that. When my neighbour walked over to them one boy got lippy and pointed out he couldn't touch them or they'd call the police. The boy then proceeded to sit on the wall and start writing again.

So, without even the tiniest flinch, my neighbour undid his trousers and started to piss all over the wall and the boys hand. The kid freaked out and didn't even come back for his pen. Haven't seen them around since.
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