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Old Aug 10th 2017, 4:44 pm
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"Police officer awarded over £12,000 after being bitten by fleas in work."
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 5:05 pm
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Ouch!



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Old Aug 10th 2017, 5:14 pm
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Blimey, if a flea bite is worth 12K what's a seagull bite worth?
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 5:57 pm
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That's why I pay the big bucks foe speedos.
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 6:20 pm
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Sounds like a Tern for the worse.
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 6:42 pm
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Sounds like a Tern for the worse.
You deserve to be skua'ed for a pun like that.
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 8:20 pm
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You deserve to be skua'ed for a pun like that.
Guy probably doesn't feel like a shag
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 8:33 pm
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Guy probably doesn't feel like a shag.
Agreed, any exertion would be painful and likely leave him panting and puffin.
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Old Aug 10th 2017, 9:39 pm
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Originally Posted by Pulaski View Post
Agreed, any exertion would be painful and likely leave him panting and puffin.
Certainly would be auk-ward in his delicate condition
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Old Aug 11th 2017, 2:05 am
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Certainly would be auk-ward in his delicate condition
Leave him alone..You all need to quit storking him..
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Old Aug 11th 2017, 2:25 am
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Leave him alone..You all need to quit storking him..
They're certainly robin it in .
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Old Aug 11th 2017, 3:27 am
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Originally Posted by BEVS View Post
They're certainly robin it in .
They're a bunch of Loons
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Old Aug 11th 2017, 8:52 am
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They're a bunch of Loons
At least they didn't bring Boobies into it
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Old Aug 11th 2017, 10:45 am
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At least they didn't bring Boobies into it
Great tits are not normally seen at the beach, or they would have done.
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Old Aug 11th 2017, 10:47 am
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Great tits are not normally seen at the beach, or they would have done.
Bit of a sweeping statement there Lion. Never mind, play resumes, one ball left!
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