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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Oct 23rd 2012, 8:10 pm
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Those supermarket chickens are pumped so full of antibiotics and growth hormones, that they're still breathing cockadoodledoo as the shrink wrap goes on. Keep eating them, and you'll start growing feathers for a beard.
Meh, my wallet disagrees. Plus, if eating them pisses off those whiny, crystal hugging new age types, it'll be worth the risk.
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Old Oct 23rd 2012, 8:19 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
Meh, my wallet disagrees. Plus, if eating them pisses off those whiny, crystal hugging new age types, it'll be worth the risk.
Doesn't bother me, at all what people eat. Honestly, I wouldn't eat those things if you paid me, but if you want to start the day off crowing at the top of your voice as soon as daylight gets in the bedroom, then you carry on.
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Old Oct 23rd 2012, 8:23 pm
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Doesn't bother me, at all what people eat. Honestly, I wouldn't eat those things if you paid me, but if you want to start the day off crowing at the top of your voice as soon as daylight gets in the bedroom, then you carry on.
It's just some pre-packaged chicken breast

Christ on a bike, I lived on processed food in the 80s. I made it 33 years eating what I do. I daresay I'll make it another 33 ...
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
It's just some pre-packaged chicken breast

Christ on a bike, I lived on processed food in the 80s. I made it 33 years eating what I do. I daresay I'll make it another 33 ...
Bwaaak puk puk puk...

Yeah but, there's processed, and then there's (Frankenstein Monsterish) American-Genetic-Insanity, processed.
You've never seen "Food Inc." I suppose? If you make it another 33 years, it won't be because of the chicken, it'll be a testament to the private healthcare system.
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

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Bwaaak puk puk puk...

Yeah but, there's processed, and then there's (Frankenstein Monsterish) American-Genetic-Insanity, processed.
You've never seen "Food Inc." I suppose? If you make it another 33 years, it won't be because of the chicken, it'll be a testament to the private healthcare system.
I know it's all crap but I really, quite honestly don't give a flying ****. That I'm here at all is down to one accident of biochemistry 4 billion years ago combined with an accident of ethyl alcohol consumption in late 1978. I've more important things to waste my time on.
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I know it's all crap but I really, quite honestly don't give a flying ****. That I'm here at all is down to one accident of biochemistry 4 billion years ago combined with an accident of ethyl alcohol consumption in late 1978. I've more important things to waste my time on.
Such as BE, yeah, I know.
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Old Oct 23rd 2012, 11:48 pm
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid View Post
Bwaaak puk puk puk...

Yeah but, there's processed, and then there's (Frankenstein Monsterish) American-Genetic-Insanity, processed.
You've never seen "Food Inc." I suppose? If you make it another 33 years, it won't be because of the chicken, it'll be a testament to the private healthcare system.
Exactly. Those Vesta meals and Crispy Pancakes had nothing on the crap nowadays.
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Old Oct 23rd 2012, 11:50 pm
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From those smilies it could be implied that you spit. Just saying.
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Old Oct 23rd 2012, 11:52 pm
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Exactly. Those Vesta meals and Crispy Pancakes had nothing on the crap nowadays.
I'd kill for a Crispy Pancake right now.
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Old Oct 23rd 2012, 11:53 pm
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I'd kill for a Crispy Pancake right now.
It was rather Proustian
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Exactly. Those Vesta meals and Crispy Pancakes had nothing on the crap nowadays.
I had my mum mail me some vesta currys recently.
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I had my mum mail me some vesta currys recently.
Your mum is the best
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Your mum is the best
She is.
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