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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Aug 31st 2011, 12:59 am
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Not after she banged my first husband (while we were married btw) we're not.
0h, I'm so sorry! My first husband like that - only thing is, I didn't have a sister, so he banged everything else that had a hole in it!
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Originally Posted by tamms_1965 View Post
Holy crap! I'm glad I only have brothers. But that doesn't beat what my great grandmother told my grandmother on her death bed....
Hey! You can't just leave us hanging like that! What happened? What did your great-grandmother say???? Or do we have to tune in tomorrow, same time, same station??
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Hey! You can't just leave us hanging like that! What happened? What did your great-grandmother say???? Or do we have to tune in tomorrow, same time, same station??
Tomorrow
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Old Aug 31st 2011, 1:18 am
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Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer View Post
She'd banged her son-in-law?
We have a winner!

My grandpa was a young sailor in the Navy during WWII and was home during leave. His wife, my grandma was working during the day at US Playing Card in Cincy at the age of 17. After great grandma died, my grandma (her daughter) told my mom. When grandma died, my mom told me. My grandpa never knew that the secret had become a non-secret.
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Why would you tell your daughter that? Did she not like her?
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Old Aug 31st 2011, 1:36 am
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 View Post
Why would you tell your daughter that? Did she not like her?
People often make strange confessions on their death bed......but maybe she didn't like her
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Old Aug 31st 2011, 1:43 am
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 View Post
Why would you tell your daughter that? Did she not like her?
My great grandma had become very (very) religious over the years and felt that she had to come clean (repent) in order to get into heaven. My grandma (her daughter) kind of knew something was wrong way back when but didn't think about it years later. My grandpa was a major "playa." He ended up having 4 legal wives and 2 more common-law....all of them younger (one younger than my mom, his daughter).

And my grandma was kind of mean to her mom, my aging great grandma.
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Originally Posted by Egg and Cress View Post
0h, I'm so sorry! My first husband like that - only thing is, I didn't have a sister, so he banged everything else that had a hole in it!
Don't be sorry. My ex and I actually parted on very good terms.

My sister on the other hand has "found Jesus" and all her sins are forgiven by the lord . Including the 5 illegitimate children by 4 different fathers, the 10 years as a lesbian, and the sleeping around with anything with a wang. I however am a sinner because my daughter was born out of wedlock and I haven't been born again.
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Don't be sorry. My ex and I actually parted on very good terms.

My sister on the other hand has "found Jesus" and all her sins are forgiven by the lord . Including the 5 illegitimate children by 4 different fathers, the 10 years as a lesbian, and the sleeping around with anything with a wang. I however am a sinner because my daughter was born out of wedlock and I haven't been born again.
I'm so glad you haven't let this fester and bother you since.
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Don't be sorry. My ex and I actually parted on very good terms.

My sister on the other hand has "found Jesus" and all her sins are forgiven by the lord . Including the 5 illegitimate children by 4 different fathers, the 10 years as a lesbian, and the sleeping around with anything with a wang. I however am a sinner because my daughter was born out of wedlock and I haven't been born again.
He did say "Go forth and multiply"
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Don't be sorry. My ex and I actually parted on very good terms.

My sister on the other hand has "found Jesus" and all her sins are forgiven by the lord . Including the 5 illegitimate children by 4 different fathers, the 10 years as a lesbian, and the sleeping around with anything with a wang. I however am a sinner because my daughter was born out of wedlock and I haven't been born again.
You sinful woman you. Aren't those born again types a pain in the ass.
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I dropped a subject today which will free up about 10 hours per week for me. It is being dropped from the course at the end of this semester and being replaced by a week long workshop, which I will find much easier. If I pick up the new subject in summer school I can incorporate a bit of a holiday at the same time.
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Originally Posted by Dorothy View Post
Don't be sorry. My ex and I actually parted on very good terms.

My sister on the other hand has "found Jesus" and all her sins are forgiven by the lord . Including the 5 illegitimate children by 4 different fathers, the 10 years as a lesbian, and the sleeping around with anything with a wang. I however am a sinner because my daughter was born out of wedlock and I haven't been born again.
Tch, no hope for you... you're going straight to hell.
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux View Post
He did say "Go forth and multiply"
He was probably tired of everyone following him around by that point.. do you think he really just meant "Oh DFO everyone"?
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Originally Posted by Egg and Cress View Post
0h, I'm so sorry! My first husband like that - only thing is, I didn't have a sister, so he banged everything else that had a hole in it!
I suppose he had a liking for Dunkin Donuts too?
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