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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Jul 21st 2011, 1:02 pm
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Adopting another donkey from the donkey sanctuary in ireland.....he's so cute.....
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Whole salmon being on sale -now fillets and in my freezer.....
So much for animal rights.
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Old Jul 21st 2011, 1:58 pm
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So much for animal rights.
Aye but a salmon can't pull a cart so you might as well eat it as it is pretty much useless otherwise. The donkey is useful for pulling all sorts of things and you can ride them around. Provided he hasn't been cut up and eaten by a pikey first
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Aye but a salmon can't pull a cart so you might as well eat it as it is pretty much useless otherwise. The donkey is useful for pulling all sorts of things and you can ride them around. Provided he hasn't been cut up and eaten by a pikey first
I ******' hate pikies - have I told you that?

I remember once, some ******' pikies descending on the common next to our school. When they left (forcibly ejected, as befits such scum), as well as the usual rubbish tip left behind, there was a mound of earth, in a clump of trees we used to "play" in. When the authorities investigated, they found the scumbags had thrown earth over a dead horse.

I ******' hate pikies.
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I ******' hate pikies - have I told you that?

I remember once, some ******' pikies descending on the common next to our school. When they left (forcibly ejected, as befits such scum), as well as the usual rubbish tip left behind, there was a mound of earth, in a clump of trees we used to "play" in. When the authorities investigated, they found the scumbags had thrown earth over a dead horse.

I ******' hate pikies.
Bloody hell - I was just referencing an earlier post, didn't mean to remind you of that again, sorry!

By putting play in inverted commas there, I suppose that meant the clump of trees was used to smoke and drink cider in? Or is that where you used to take a bird and some Trebor . . . ?
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I ******' hate pikies - have I told you that?

I remember once, some ******' pikies descending on the common next to our school. When they left (forcibly ejected, as befits such scum), as well as the usual rubbish tip left behind, there was a mound of earth, in a clump of trees we used to "play" in. When the authorities investigated, they found the scumbags had thrown earth over a dead horse.

I ******' hate pikies.
Is there something you want to tell us about your feelings toward pikies?
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Is there something you want to tell us about your feelings toward pikies?
He sounds like he's trying to say something, but subconsciously resisting.
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He sounds like he's trying to say something, but subconsciously resisting.
He's so hard to read.
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Aye but a salmon can't pull a cart so you might as well eat it as it is pretty much useless otherwise. The donkey is useful for pulling all sorts of things and you can ride them around. Provided he hasn't been cut up and eaten by a pikey first
Good grief, please don't encourage willmore when I'm trying to take the pi** out of her.
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Good grief, please don't encourage willmore when I'm trying to take the pi** out of her.
I do apologise. I was only having a larf.
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Is there something you want to tell us about your feelings toward pikies?
Not really.

What I do want to talk about is the absurdity of the word "feckin' " being automatically censored.

Are the site administrators feckin' mad??
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
By putting play in inverted commas there, I suppose that meant the clump of trees was used to smoke and drink cider in? Or is that where you used to take a bird and some Trebor . . . ?
All of the above.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer View Post
Not really.

What I do want to talk about is the absurdity of the word "feckin' " being automatically censored.

Are the site administrators feckin' mad??
frikkin

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All of the above.
Feckin' brilliant
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I do apologise. I was only having a larf.
And now I apologise that you didn't get my joke. FFS what the hell is wrong with you lot this morning?
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He's so hard to read.
I think he's working on his enigmatic image.
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