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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Mar 25th 2014, 8:06 pm
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Originally Posted by OleJanx View Post
Ah, but it's societie's fault that it doesn't appreciate his individualism, and thus he's a deprived person who isn't understood...
too true.

I could try to celebrate my individualism by coming into work tomorrow with my knob out. See how far that gets me ...
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Old Mar 25th 2014, 8:11 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
too true.

I could try to celebrate my individualism by coming into work tomorrow with my knob out. See how far that gets me ...
Makes for a hands-free donut in the break room.
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Old Mar 25th 2014, 8:11 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
too true.

I could try to celebrate my individualism by coming into work tomorrow with my knob out. See how far that gets me ...
It gets you as far as 'Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail.'
Sadly, you might just find yourself popular if you do...Best left theoretical, hmm?
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Old Mar 25th 2014, 8:31 pm
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Makes for a hands-free donut in the break room.
That's a sure fire way to make nobody else want a donut. Ever.

Originally Posted by OleJanx View Post
It gets you as far as 'Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail.'
Sadly, you might just find yourself popular if you do...Best left theoretical, hmm?
Imagine that - self-inflicted expression of 'individuality' can lead to loss of employment. I think I shall keep my knob inside my pants, then.

And that is how one becomes employable
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That's a sure fire way to make nobody else want a donut. Ever.
Well it would put paid to that irritating bastard that only takes half of one and puts the other half back in the box.
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Old Mar 25th 2014, 8:39 pm
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Well it would put paid to that irritating bastard that only takes half of one and puts the other half back in the box.
Yeah, who the hell does that?

It's like the person who takes half a bagel. Freaks.
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Well it would put paid to that irritating bastard that only takes half of one and puts the other half back in the box.
What sort of freak only eats half a (dozen) doughnut(s)?
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Originally Posted by Nutek View Post
Well it would put paid to that irritating bastard that only takes half of one and puts the other half back in the box.
Closely related to the bastard who puts empty After Eight wrappers back in the box.
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Originally Posted by OleJanx View Post
Closely related to the bastard who puts empty After Eight wrappers back in the box.
I'm the opposite - I just take the After Eights out of the wrapper, leaving them in the box.

But I never share my After Eights in the first place though.
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But I never share my After Eights in the first place though.
That's the only policy to have. Anyone else can have a mint Tic-tac....
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Old Mar 25th 2014, 8:52 pm
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That's the only policy to have. Anyone else can have a mint Tic-tac....
Or buy their own After Eights, of course.
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Old Mar 25th 2014, 11:29 pm
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Saw the Rooney goal today for the first time, that did make me smile at the pure skill involved but not as much as the look at Beckham Jr when the ball went in he was doing the hand covering the mouth talk, how much media coverage do you need to be exposed to at such a young age to know not to let the scumbag press lip-read what you are saying.
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Here we go!!!


Question: DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS GUY SAYS HE DESERVES GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE?


ANSWER: BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB............H E L L O ----- Anybody home?
I feel kind of sorry for that guy. He has his pic taken which goes on various piercing/tattoo sites and then it gets pinched for various lines that have nothing to do with him.
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Old Mar 26th 2014, 4:01 am
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I feel kind of sorry for that guy. He has his pic taken which goes on various piercing/tattoo sites and then it gets pinched for various lines that have nothing to do with him.
I feel sorry for him for different reasons, but he is probably raking it in on the back of this photo which has been around a year or two.
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I just can't help wondering what happens when he gets a cold.....put me right off my breakfast, that did...
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