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Old Oct 2nd 2020, 4:53 pm
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concierge; I have always wanted to be one.Is that fancy french for doorman or bouncer,Any advice or tips on how i can go about achieving my ambition will be gratefully received and welcome .Many thanks in advance,i am waiting in anticipation.

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Old Oct 2nd 2020, 4:58 pm
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concierge; I have always wanted to be one.Is that fancy french for doorman or bouncer,Any advice or tips on how i can go about achieving my ambition will be gratefully received and welcome .Many thanks in advance,i am waiting in anticipation.
If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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Old Oct 2nd 2020, 7:52 pm
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If I told you I'd have to kill you.
And if we told him, he'd know how to do the secret handshake, and he'd want the huge salary and benefits that go with the role.
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concierge; I have always wanted to be one.Is that fancy french for doorman or bouncer,Any advice or tips on how i can go about achieving my ambition will be gratefully received and welcome .Many thanks in advance,i am waiting in anticipation.
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If I told you I'd have to kill you.
I thought that was only if he stood in front of a mirror and said Concierge five times.



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Old Oct 3rd 2020, 1:10 am
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And if we told him, he'd know how to do the secret handshake, and he'd want the huge salary and benefits that go with the role.
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I thought that was only if he stood in front of a mirror and said Concierge five times.


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Old Oct 3rd 2020, 8:52 am
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Does this mean another dream has bitten the dust before it has even got going oh well ,I Have been up polishing me knockers all night.
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We have a cracker here, Erika. Couple of weeks ago the entry phone went, a woman from the Govt's statistical office wanting to me to do a survey on internet use. Opened the outer gate for her, waited for the second ping for the block entrance door - which never came. Went down in the elevator and found Erika and said woman having a full blown row, with Erika threatening to call the police! Never really found out the details but I think Erika was annoyed that the woman had managed to get into the house!
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Old Oct 4th 2020, 9:56 am
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If I told you I'd have to kill you.
Hi my old aussie sheila mate.Umm how would you kill me if you did tell me
show me great white shark maybe
Throw me in a croc infested billysbong
Or the old boomerang trick
or even take me walkabout and then run off.
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Does this mean another dream has bitten the dust before it has even got going oh well ,I Have been up polishing me knockers all night.

Get on the right side of the powers that be and you never know. You might one day be a concierge and take first place in trivia.
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We have a cracker here, Erika. Couple of weeks ago the entry phone went, a woman from the Govt's statistical office wanting to me to do a survey on internet use. Opened the outer gate for her, waited for the second ping for the block entrance door - which never came. Went down in the elevator and found Erika and said woman having a full blown row, with Erika threatening to call the police! Never really found out the details but I think Erika was annoyed that the woman had managed to get into the house!

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Old Oct 5th 2020, 8:53 am
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I am not sure but i think three of them old ladys are on B.E. top left got mousey hair i wonder if they will own up, oh yeah my old mountie ha ha ha very good .
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Old Oct 6th 2020, 9:38 am
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Get on the right side of the powers that be and you never know. You might one day be a concierge and take first place in trivia.
Oh me old flower you are so nice
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Old Oct 6th 2020, 9:40 am
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If this is a virtual door where is the buzzer or even the intercom
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