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Isakat Apr 24th 2014 6:36 am

Re: Miserable expats
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 11232126)
:goodpost: I'm on my way to being fully intergrated. Just had a very early prosecco whilst on the phone to wish my little sister a happy 40th. Well .... it is a special occasion. Pissed myself laughing as she told me about trying on a fancy dress complete angel costume and the doorbell rang. She went to answer it expecting birthday parcels to get delivered and it was the Jehovah's. Quickly recovering her slipped composure, she flung the door and her arms open wide and said, "welcome to Heaven. Come in, come in. Make yourselves at home." They ran away down the garden path.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

highlander1 Apr 24th 2014 8:00 am

Re: Miserable expats
 

Originally Posted by MarkRD (Post 11232025)
Can't do anything before I've had my bowl of cereals and a cup of coffee and I mean coffee .. latest favourite is the IKEA stuff you make in a caffettiere.

I don't really drink tea anymore.

Please tell... what is this IKEA coffee thing ?:blink:

Bowman1984uk Apr 24th 2014 9:30 am

Re: Miserable expats
 
i wonder what would happen if you opened the door with a fake goats head and a pair of horns on saying " welcome my children to my nightmare...." (apart from them trying to have you committed)

MarkRD Apr 27th 2014 9:57 pm

Re: Miserable expats
 

Originally Posted by highlander1 (Post 11233036)
Please tell... what is this IKEA coffee thing ?:blink:

see here: http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...postcount=1019


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