Right now, as befky asked, it's got to be crumpets - but only because I've just read about them. So I'll go and get some out of the freezer. But it's got to be spread (don't really like butter) and RASPBERRY jam. Nothing else will do.

Of course, the "proper British thing I fancy right now" most of all is befky herself. This pretend spat between us has got them all fooled, hasn't it, darling.

Oops.

Does this mean that super injunction you imposed on me is void?

Well, now that it's in the public domain, I guess so. How many tweets do you think we've got?

Yeah I'm definitely leaving negative feedback on Ebay for this rubbish ...

Whi said you could come out of the naughty corner?

I prefer margarine and it's not because I'm poor
put these 2 on because I liked them !!!!!

Lol sorry! We never had butter when we were little, just marg, so I assumed it was a poverty thing lol - clearly wrong! Apologies!

Duffer, are you jealous?! :P

As the thread title is "kebabs" I thought I'd say I had a fantastic kebab here in Milan last night on the way back from celebrating. A place run by Turks (a lot of them are run by Arabs and range from good to indifferent, but better than Mac in any case!).

As for crumpets (or pikelets), yes that's a Brit thing I do miss. But with real butter seeping down into the holes and no jam! That's the way I like it. Jam is for scones, there you're talking!

Congratulations on your kebab Jonwel! My local kebabist (?!) is from Pakistan. They like cricket
Couldn't agree with you more about crumpets - they're savoury and should not have jam on them ever! Butter only (and lots of it so you can soak it up off the plate) or maybe philidelphia. Scones definitely need to be just out the oven, with butter and jam OMG I can't wait to get home!