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Old Apr 28th 2025 | 1:44 am
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Just a little story to tell against myself, in the hope that it might amuse. Last year we brought out a vacuum cleaner from the UK and have been using it with the UK plug and an adapter. A few days ago I decided that the time had come to stop fiddling around with adapters and fit an Italian plug. So I cut off the UK plug and switched. The vacuum cleaner worked fine, of course. Then, after finishing vacuuming, I complacently pressed the power line withdrawal button and watched with horror as the plug quickly disappeared into the body of the cleaner: I had failed to realise that the Italian plug was narrower than its UK equivalent. I have finally managed to retrieve it, having watched several YouTube videos in which blokes mutter to themselves while disassembling vacuum cleaners; gone out to buy a set of Torc screwdrivers; and worked out why the models shown on the videos are slightly different from mine. Anyway, job done. But che palle!! My wife has kindly refrained from pointing out that I am an idiot, so all's well that ends well
 
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Just a little story to tell against myself, in the hope that it might amuse. Last year we brought out a vacuum cleaner from the UK and have been using it with the UK plug and an adapter. A few days ago I decided that the time had come to stop fiddling around with adapters and fit an Italian plug. So I cut off the UK plug and switched. The vacuum cleaner worked fine, of course. Then, after finishing vacuuming, I complacently pressed the power line withdrawal button and watched with horror as the plug quickly disappeared into the body of the cleaner: I had failed to realise that the Italian plug was narrower than its UK equivalent. I have finally managed to retrieve it, having watched several YouTube videos in which blokes mutter to themselves while disassembling vacuum cleaners; gone out to buy a set of Torc screwdrivers; and worked out why the models shown on the videos are slightly different from mine. Anyway, job done. But che palle!! My wife has kindly refrained from pointing out that I am an idiot, so all's well that ends well
All of us have the capacity to do daft things. Thanks for the laugh.
 
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Thanks for posting that - and I'm definitely laughing with you here.

Reminds me that I really should rewatch the Woody Allen film Small Time Crooks - the one with Tracey Ullman - the bank vault scene, that's me
 
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Just a little story to tell against myself, in the hope that it might amuse. Last year we brought out a vacuum cleaner from the UK and have been using it with the UK plug and an adapter. A few days ago I decided that the time had come to stop fiddling around with adapters and fit an Italian plug. So I cut off the UK plug and switched. The vacuum cleaner worked fine, of course. Then, after finishing vacuuming, I complacently pressed the power line withdrawal button and watched with horror as the plug quickly disappeared into the body of the cleaner: I had failed to realise that the Italian plug was narrower than its UK equivalent. I have finally managed to retrieve it, having watched several YouTube videos in which blokes mutter to themselves while disassembling vacuum cleaners; gone out to buy a set of Torc screwdrivers; and worked out why the models shown on the videos are slightly different from mine. Anyway, job done. But che palle!! My wife has kindly refrained from pointing out that I am an idiot, so all's well that ends well
Stick an adapter plug on it, even if not needed, and it won't happen again. I'm not saying how I know.
 
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You can always use a ty-wrap on the cable.
 
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Love it, thanks!
 
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thats annoying. Tie a loose knot in the flex just above the plug and job done.
 
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Originally Posted by heritagestanley
Just a little story to tell against myself, in the hope that it might amuse. Last year we brought out a vacuum cleaner from the UK and have been using it with the UK plug and an adapter. A few days ago I decided that the time had come to stop fiddling around with adapters and fit an Italian plug. So I cut off the UK plug and switched. The vacuum cleaner worked fine, of course. Then, after finishing vacuuming, I complacently pressed the power line withdrawal button and watched with horror as the plug quickly disappeared into the body of the cleaner: I had failed to realise that the Italian plug was narrower than its UK equivalent. I have finally managed to retrieve it, having watched several YouTube videos in which blokes mutter to themselves while disassembling vacuum cleaners; gone out to buy a set of Torc screwdrivers; and worked out why the models shown on the videos are slightly different from mine. Anyway, job done. But che palle!! My wife has kindly refrained from pointing out that I am an idiot, so all's well that ends well
Thanks for that, it made me smile.
Which reminds me: A few days ago a couple of religious characters rung our doorbell trying to sell vacuum cleaners.
- They were JeHoovers Witnesses.......
 
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Thanks for that, it made me smile.
Which reminds me: A few days ago a couple of religious characters rung our doorbell trying to sell vacuum cleaners.
- They were JeHoovers Witnesses.......
 
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After 14 years I still have loads of things with UK plugs but mainly because I dislike the Schuko plugs so much. It goes against the grain to replace something with an inferior item.
 
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When we moved to Spain I bought a number of the required plugs for Spain and changed them on the items we were taking, so when out stuff arrived all we needed to do was plug them in.
 
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Or telling your neighbours that you were going to plant a squid when you meant a hedge...but to be fair....they are similar words
 
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Or telling your neighbours that you were going to plant a squid when you meant a hedge...but to be fair....they are similar words
I'd love to see how well your squid grows.
 
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I did have a customs officer ask me if I kept any elephants but her English was poor. It turned out she meant animals!
 


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