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Leg irons to slow you down?

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Great Idea ! if your OH handcuffs you to the bed then you won't be able to eat or drink in the evenings .. Just make sure you've got a TV in there with you incase she goes off with her friends for a night out / spa weekend

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Buy some nicorette tablets from the chemist anyway.

When my mum decided to stop smoking she had some from her Dr. She gave me one to try.

It made me feel bloody sick for hours.

That'd stop you eating snacks.

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I have subscribed to this thread, because it is the funniest and most informative thread on the website.

Duffer, go with the tapeworm and if it works let us know. I also have a pound or 30 to lose and don't want to resort to dieting or exercising.

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http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/tapeworm

please don't share the results ...

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Zumba ? You have a big tv so dvd and off you go !!!!

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I would love to see Duffer doing Zumba :rofl:
Worth giving up a bacon butty and a bottle of prosecco for.

Have you got a Wii Duffer?
I've got a Wii personal trainer.
Only been looked at once :lol:

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this would definitely work..........

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That big TV can surely get Active channal and UK Fitness, they have shows that range from '' The Pain behind the Frame '' to '' make me a beauty queen 2 '' Personally I can't get either channel but the web site blurb looks promising

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That's not you is it ? :scarper:

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Yous lot are taking the piss now. What do I do with the mittens? Handcuffed to the bed? might work but only if I can keep one hand free in case I get bored.

I don't have a Wii but an Xbox360, Lorna, what's wrong with your personal trainer?

Anyway, another example of my problem, this lunchtime I came home determined not to have any snacks. I had about 100g of Brie cheese and 1 grilled sausage. I said to myself that is it and nothing else, no snacks. Absolutely no snacks and within 10 seconds I went and got myself a mini Magnum from the kitchen. When it comes to snacks, I have no control. Just writing this I am thinking about a pack of honey roasted cashew nuts that I opened the other day...

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Nah!.. but it could be.. except I don't have any tights

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There's nothing wrong with my Wii personal trainer.

I sat on the sofa one day and watched one of her routines and just thought "I can't be effing bothered"

No motivation is my problem.

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Connie you kinky bitch, please send me some more of your photos.

Now, I can just imagine the scene when OH comes home with some friends and finds me on the bed in tights and heels with an orange in my mouth... it's a strict diet love...

I know I need to be disciplined with a diet but that's extreme LOL

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You don't need help with a diet then, you need to develope some will power and stop buying the snacks! :popcorn::drinkwine:

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/...your-willpower