nixstuff

..he was 6ft 4, and full of muscles -
I said do you speak-a my language ?
He just smiled, and gave me a Vegemite sandwich..

..and he said..

Grub

I come from a land down under
Where women ??? and men (sounds like chunder)

Don

Down Under - Men at Work

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Grub

Have you just copied that off your 45 play?? Hey!! You know what I'm talking about!
I can sing it on kareoke now, or just whenevr. I will have to print it out. Me mates will be v. impressed with me knowing all the words!!!!!

Don

You're not alone:

Misheard Lyrics: Do you come from the land Atlanta
Correct Lyrics: Do you come from a land down under

Misheard Lyrics:He just smiled and gave me a bite of my sandwichor
He just smiled and gave me an edge of my sandwichor
He just smiled and gave me a pick of my sandwhich
or He just smiled and gave me a bite of her sandwich
Correct Lyrics:He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

Misheard Lyrics: He just smiled and gave me a bitumen sandwich
Correct Lyrics:He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

Misheard Lyrics:I'm fed from a man in Brazil
Correct Lyrics:Buying bread from a man in Brussels

Misheard Lyrics:Lying in down in Bombay Not sure, not much to say
Correct Lyrics:Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say

Misheard Lyrics:Traveling on a brighter Sunday On a hidden trail made full of John DayorTraveling in a fried out Gumby
Correct Lyrics:Traveling in a fried-out Kombie On a hippie trail, head full of ZombieKombi was Volkswagen, and Zombie was a particularly potent strain of cannabis grown in Australia in the seventies

Misheard Lyrics:Where women blow and men blunder
Correct Lyrics:Where women glow and men plunder


Misheard Lyrics:Buying bread from a man in brazil, he was six foot four and full of mussels
Correct Lyrics:Buying bread from a man in Brussels, he was six foot four and full of muscles

Misheard Lyricso you come from a land down on love
Correct Lyricso you come from a land down under

Misheard Lyricso you come from the land down under, where women blow when it thunders
Correct Lyricso you come from the land down under, where women glow and men plunder

Misheard Lyrics:He just smiled and gave me a bite of my sandwich
Correct Lyrics:He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Misheard Lyrics:I'm bred from a man in Brussells
Correct Lyrics:Buying bread from a man in Brussells

Misheard Lyrics:Lying down in Bombay Six foot 4 and not much say
Correct Lyrics:Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say

Misheard Lyrics:She just smiled and gave me a bitch in my sandwich
Correct Lyrics:She just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

Misheard Lyrics:Where women go and men plunderorWhere beetles glow and men shudderorWhere one-man glow in then thunderorWhere women blow and men chunderorWhere women blow and have fun thereorWhere women bowl and men thunderorWhere we grow cold and much younger
Correct Lyrics:Where beer does flow and men chunderorWhere women glow and men chunder

Misheard Lyrics:You better run, you better take a busorYou better run, you better say shalomorYou'd better run, you better take a boworYou'd better run, you'd better take a bus
Correct Lyrics:You'd better run, you better take cover


Misheard Lyricso you come from a land of hunger?
Correct Lyricso you come from a land down under?

rday

i think

chunder means vomit
rday

rday

i should be so lerky,lerky,lerky,lerky

rday

shaun/lor

neighbours
everybody needs good neighbours.

ywoods

You know we belong togethaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You and I forever and everaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Grub

Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down (f*** a wallaby)

Blah blah...
What a great posting for a Friday!