Neil

Thought it would be a good idea to lighten up proceedings while we all
wait for those visas. Anyone like to add some more humorous jokes or
anecdotes?


An Irishman arrived in Australia and went into a pub in the Outback
where he asked for a glass and, having pissed into it, drank it. He
then walked out the door, into the chook house and proceeded to knock
the hens off their perches prior to going to the paddock, where he
lifted the tail of a cow and put his ear to its anus. When he returned
to the bar a few minutes later, the publican asked him to explain his
strange conduct.

"Before I left Dublin," he said, "I met an Aussie who said there are 3
things I had to do to be a real Australian. Drink the piss. Knock off
the birds. And listen to the bullshit."

yvsie

very good neil..i like that!!

waitinggame

Hi Neil,

Easy on the Irish jokes mate. This discussion group goes out to more
Than British people.

No offence taken or anything, but the stress of waiting for this bloody visa would make anyone paranoid :-)

I think you've started a great idea of telling a few jokes on this
Forum as we need some comic relief.

Keep them coming !
Paul (Ireland)

baldbutts

Don't wanna p**s on yer barbie mate,but if you attempt humour here,you'll get moved to the lifestyle forum-I WAS

Great joke,see you in the afore mentioned-it's awfully quiet in there

BB-echoing in the lifestyle bit

Thunder Ace

[email protected] (Neil) wrote in message news:...
    > Thought it would be a good idea to lighten up proceedings while we all
    > wait for those visas. Anyone like to add some more humorous jokes or
    > anecdotes?
    >
    >
    > An Irishman arrived in Australia and went into a pub in the Outback
    > where he asked for a glass and, having pissed into it, drank it. He
    > then walked out the door, into the chook house and proceeded to knock
    > the hens off their perches prior to going to the paddock, where he
    > lifted the tail of a cow and put his ear to its anus. When he returned
    > to the bar a few minutes later, the publican asked him to explain his
    > strange conduct.
    >
    > "Before I left Dublin," he said, "I met an Aussie who said there are 3
    > things I had to do to be a real Australian. Drink the piss. Knock off
    > the birds. And listen to the bullshit."

If you are going to tell Irishman jokes, tell a decent one. That was terrible.

Thunder Ace

BookBear

BB,

Neil is a usenet poster.

baldbutts

So if I become a usenet poster,will Paul let me post my usual informative views ?

BB-the Dalai Lama of B.E.com

BookBear

What I meant was that Neil won't know what you where talking about when you directed him to the lifestyle forum, it's a britishexpats.com forum.

baldbutts

I know what you meant,but I thought this post was about humour !

BB-never needs to explain his own 'jokes'

percyp

av a look at this !


http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/Page1.htm