Re: are we missing val :-)
 

Me! Me! Me!

Re: are we missing val :-)
 

Your release date hasn't even been set yet - get real.

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I'm out on parole, natch! :thumbup:

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Oh yes? So why the spoon and pockets full of soil eh? The tell-tale missing legs from the chairs? The suspicious singing of "Cor blimey Mum, I miss your puddings" when the guards come round? You can't fool me Ewood 666. You are the Devil. You have lifted her skirts already.

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It wasn't me, I was somewhere else at whatever time it may or may not have happened. In any case it was somebody else. I have no arms, so cannot lift skirts. I come from a broken home, I was under privileged as a child, my school milk was always warm.

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You bunch of Old Buggers you!:rofl::rofl:

Ewood, you snowed up m8? saw some glorious pics of Gloucestershire with folk all out playing in the snow. You been skiing to work or what?

Tres, volunteers or not, you would be top of the list as a skirt-lifter. (yikes, the k is awfully near the h, I nearly missed it!:rofl::rofl::rofl: Could have caused an International Incident there between Sheffield and Devon ...........)

Ka Ora, we had a tornado off Cornwall the other day, that will have to do for now. Oi, wait a minute, I just got that - you mean a hurricane will be caused by my skirts being lifted? Cheeky beggar, got a feeling you're calling me fat!:( Oh well, been called worse!:D

CB honey, where ya been? Had a horrid feeling you might be cryogenically challenged in some crevasse, white van and all, like something off Vertical Limit ............

I'm knackered tonight, as the flippin car battery went flat - haven't driven it for a week now, and it just died. Nearly killed meself with jump leads, and can't tell red from black in the dark so decided it was safer to push it and bump it, but I kept slipping on the ice. Hm, yeah right, ended in the hedge.

Happy Thursday to all.

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There's something about your situations, Andy, that remind me of Frank Spencer/Michael Crawford
http://www.tvscoop.tv/frankspencer.jpg

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You don't need arms to lift a Skirt, If you pay enough they will lift it for you:lol: So I hear, I mean I haven't seen it in practice like. Forget it I wasn't here:o Stage exit left bugger I mean right thats were the door is.


Taxi......

Re: are we missing val :-)
 

Pay??? Never! :D

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Keep it simple and pay.....Don't get married otherwise you pay until you die...Double time. And you get less sex:lol::blink:

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What's sex? :blink::blink:

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Crikey, he's even got me hat on .............. that's scary.

Just heard from my cousin in Oxford who says she is snowed up and can't get to work. Down here it is just piddling with rain as usual. :(

Can we all bunch together and send Val some electronic flowers or something?

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I don't know, someone once sent me a greeting card with flowers on it - sort of electronic flowers - bloody bloke was a stalker and it took me telling him I was related to the Mafia to get rid of him, but the thought was nice.

Cheap too, and no hay fever:D

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I've received virtual cards in the past from people I know, mainly flowers, sometimes funny ones, but don't open them any more. Someone warned me that one of the providers, quite a famous paper birthday card manufacturer, was being used to introduce a virus into recipients' inboxes. The provider with the name of a type of camel might be OK to send Val some virtual flowers via her e-mail.:)
sorry to be so obscure, but I don't dare mention the actual names of the providers....:blink: