Shame on you Stu.
Going to see Status Quo.
Ah, but as I write this I realise it is a lesser shame than going to hear them

Now this thread is not just here to take the piss out of Stu but generally it's a place to admit your shame.

I did. I tied string to a frog's leg and swung it round in the air.

I've seen Simply Red live

I came very close to going to a Bay City Rollers concert once.

Tres, you evil sucker! I can beat that, as I once strimmed a frog - wasn't deliberate, it was hiding in the grass like all idiot frogs do, but felt the guilt all the same. Couldn't even bury it as there would have been about 852 grave stones ............

I've got a Michael Bolton CD ....and worse...I like lemon curd

Lemon curd! Yum, it's lovely, no shame in that my sweet, have you tried Peach curd? Even better.

Not got much to say re Michael Bolton, but he's popular with grannies, so you might get something for it at the Bring and Buy Sale .......

My cousin went out with the drummer from that band - can't remember his name, but the idiot wore a bright blue suit to my aunt's mother's funeral and that was the end of the relationship.

Christ, I've got another one.

Went to a Chippendales concert once, as a friend was brassic and I paid her exam entry fees and she paid me back with a bloody ticket for that bunch! Course, I thought it was something to do with Antiques Roadshow till I got there.....

I've been up on stage with them

Why am I not surprised?

...I blame them for my firemen fixation

Filth!

Getting into sticky situations with firemen eh?

I bought a Mary Hopkin record.

Ah,those were the days

Boom Boom, I think is the phrase ........... in fact, that is the sound of the bomb that I would use to blow her up .........

Ewood, I am shocked! A man with such (usually) refined and excellent taste in both women and music? Bloody hell m8, that's a serious relapse of mega proportions.

Have you been on the JD already?...Le Chant,not Ewood