PG tips
Mar 27th 2009, 5:21 pm
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PG tips
hello fringlish pips,
Another week? i work as a chief équipe last few months fine no problems!!
this week it was different,managed so far with just adults normal french every day,tech french for job struggled but ok!
but i was told this week that i was to work with 2 apprentices(yoof)
Had to throw away the management book when i started work(trust me its different).
i am being crusified with french yoof slang,chainsmoking and a attitude bigger than i ever was!!
There's always potential in everybody,somthing i say to myself in the back of my mind as they totter about.
I thought i knew most yoofy things music(french),football and other but i am running out of ideas as ice breakers
so i need some tips , possible responses or other!!
so come on you Daily mail reading people,retired, professional expats no one likes a hoody!! thats why half you pips came here
merci
Another week? i work as a chief équipe last few months fine no problems!!
this week it was different,managed so far with just adults normal french every day,tech french for job struggled but ok!
but i was told this week that i was to work with 2 apprentices(yoof)
Had to throw away the management book when i started work(trust me its different).
i am being crusified with french yoof slang,chainsmoking and a attitude bigger than i ever was!!
There's always potential in everybody,somthing i say to myself in the back of my mind as they totter about.
I thought i knew most yoofy things music(french),football and other but i am running out of ideas as ice breakers
so i need some tips , possible responses or other!!
so come on you Daily mail reading people,retired, professional expats no one likes a hoody!! thats why half you pips came here
merci
Mar 27th 2009, 5:23 pm
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Re: PG tips
Ask them if they want something to smoke?
Mar 27th 2009, 5:25 pm
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Re: PG tips
they smoke alot!! leave that to your imagination
Mar 27th 2009, 5:27 pm
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I've always found that introducing Our Little Lord Jesus in the conversation will break the ice 
Mar 27th 2009, 5:30 pm
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Re: PG tips
usually do passivly!!
cough!
cough!
Mar 27th 2009, 5:32 pm
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Little Lord Jesus not Mary
Mar 27th 2009, 5:42 pm
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In either case the God Squad would say yes. That's it Nibbler. Publish a Cooks Bible with a Jesus figure dressed as a sous-chef on the front cover. Change a few lines, such as: Blessed are the sous-Chefs for they shall inherit the dishes.
Mar 27th 2009, 7:49 pm
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Re: PG tips
If you can't beat em, join em. Learn to speak text, pepper the conversation with "merde", get a T shirt with "Smack Yer Bitch Up" printed on it and wear a hooded sweatshirt so only your eyes are showing and screw them up as if bothered by your own smoke.
Make sure every other word is "whatever" and practice sneering in the mirror. Load up the walkman with Def Leppard, adopt a swagger and have a fag hanging out of your mouth. Avoid dangerous subjects like work, getting up in the morning, parents, pensions, The Future or anything involving anyone over the age of 25.
They'll love you.
Make sure every other word is "whatever" and practice sneering in the mirror. Load up the walkman with Def Leppard, adopt a swagger and have a fag hanging out of your mouth. Avoid dangerous subjects like work, getting up in the morning, parents, pensions, The Future or anything involving anyone over the age of 25.
They'll love you.
Mar 27th 2009, 7:50 pm
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bloody self portraits :curse:
Mar 27th 2009, 7:57 pm
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If "la cap" fits sweetie .............
Mar 27th 2009, 7:58 pm
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hung like I mean by my own petard :curse:
Mar 27th 2009, 8:10 pm
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Mar 27th 2009, 8:10 pm
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Don't you mean "hoisted" my sweet?