Hey Tres, you need a new car.
If you try picking up (hitchiking) moose ( i know you are kind like this) on your travles they will scuff your headlining.
Just trying to save you money in the long run. A scuffed headlining knocks loads of its value.

You are not alone in this sort of belief. See this (also taken from BE TIO [take it outside]):
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,1896251.story

You are too kind - a 2CV should fit you - as long as you leave your top hat off.

Off to eat my chocolate moose now.

Just read Sara Neufeld's article. What a great jumper she is wearing. You do know what the chocolate is All very good for you, its good to see you are looking after yourself.

For those of you with spare moose droppings (mainly the ladies) it makes a great facemask.....apparently.
You see bits of moose have many uses.

Talking of 'droppings', I learned yesterday that ferret droppings when watered down and squirted into a molehill will make said mole evacuate your land never to be seen again!

Anyone got a ferret?

How on earth did they find out that worked in the first place
Can you imagine"Oh me dear,can a borrow a bowl,just gonna knock up some ferrit droppings and water,wont be a minute,you can use the bowl after fr the ole yorkshire pud"

Dunno DC. It's like the bloke who first decided to pull on a cow's udder I guess....then decided to drink it....

The mind does boggle