treskillard

British people slagging of Britain.

French people trying to kiss me on the wrong cheek.

Small dogs that can't walk properly cause their hair is too long.

And you?

treskillard

I don't mean I can't stand you I mean what can't you stand well you knew that anyway but I need to talk, I need to speak, I need to have something to say, I need a coffee.

Sally Redux

Plastic double-glazing and babies with dummies for starters.

treskillard

try them for second course they go down better

Sally Redux

Ah that's where I'm going wrong.

fatbrit

Daily Wail believers.

treskillard

don't post such things

fatbrit

Actually, on second thoughts, I have a problem with believers in general.

Sally Redux

I can't stand those signs you can buy to put in your home with 'Believe' on them.

fatbrit

'Life's a sh!t and then you die' is a much more realistic proposition.

treskillard

Unless you work hard at school of course.

fatbrit

And wear clean underwear in case you're involved in an accident.

treskillard

That was my downfall.

fatbrit

How embarrassing!

treskillard

I avioded hospital that time so could have been worse.