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Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by val50
(Post 7013347)
before or after he got suspended:eek:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
On that note I shall follow that nice nurse before things get nasty. I'm off to bed. Well no, I'm off out actually but didn't want to seem rude. :unsure:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by treskillard
(Post 7013381)
On that note I shall follow that nice nurse before things get nasty. I'm off to bed. Well no, I'm off out actually but didn't want to seem rude. :unsure:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7013388)
The key is in the usual place ;)
that chastity belt must be killing you:blink: |
Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by val50
(Post 7013407)
that chastity belt must be killing you:blink:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by Cleri
(Post 7013414)
:lol: I know.....hope he wont be long....France to Port...whatdya reckon?
erm..... keep up petal, Tres is back in UK now:p I think he's missed the last ferrytoo, then he has to hitch down from Calais (you know what these northern blokes are like) so reckon you might be in for a long wait tonight:lol: |
Re: Chainsaw thread
:rofl::rofl:
Chastity belt! Can one still get those? I had a version of one once, had to wear it for a bad back (honestly, really, that was what it was for!) it was flippin awful - can't turn round, can't drive in it, it made rude noises when I bent over which meant one had no need of a chastity belt, who could fancy a farting woman? And I had to wear it during an OFSTED inspection, I won't tell you about THAT, and I finally got really mad with it one day and cut it into small bits - then the surgery wanted it returned. Imagine the embarrasment of taking it back in a large envelope? |
Re: Chainsaw thread
Thanks Cleri, that was something else :wub:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by treskillard
(Post 7013436)
Thanks Cleri, that was something else :wub:
Bloody quick too! I know its cold out, but blimey..... |
Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by Ewood
(Post 7013446)
Bloody quick too! I know its cold out, but blimey.....
you two are starting to sound like Batman and Robin (or Morecambe and Wise:rofl:) |
Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by Andrea50
(Post 7013429)
:rofl::rofl:
Chastity belt! Can one still get those? I had a version of one once, had to wear it for a bad back (honestly, really, that was what it was for!) it was flippin awful - can't turn round, can't drive in it, it made rude noises when I bent over which meant one had no need of a chastity belt, who could fancy a farting woman? And I had to wear it during an OFSTED inspection, I won't tell you about THAT, and I finally got really mad with it one day and cut it into small bits - then the surgery wanted it returned. Imagine the embarrasment of taking it back in a large envelope? |
Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by treskillard
(Post 7013436)
Thanks Cleri, that was something else :wub:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Originally Posted by val50
(Post 7013453)
you two are starting to sound like Batman and Robin
(or Morecambe and Wise:rofl:) French and Saunders? but not, repeat not, Brand and Ross |
Re: Chainsaw thread
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Off to finish this later, when I get up off the floor after Andi's chastity belt story....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Re: Chainsaw thread
Hi stu, is this why blokes originally learn to play guitar?
http://www.free2upload.com/img008/uj...1wexc4jvpr.png |
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