val50

to save any more threads getting hijacked by tales of chainsaws, I thought I'd start one devoted to the subject
Here's my contribution
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...evelopers.html

Ewood

That is absolutely terrible Val. And I also feel so sorry for the people who have to, for want of a better phrase, deal with the aftermath of this sort of thing, such as the police and Paramedics etc

treskillard

Thanks Val. Things were about to get nasty. Thank goodness you are a nurse. Cheery thread. Stihl could get worse.

val50

Ewood is too - he started it

treskillard

Look M'Dears,
I've got to toodle of and cleanse the body outwardly at the very least.
A soon.

treskillard

I'm afraid Treskillard is unavoidably pre-occupied and cannot answer

Andrea50

Sleepin in the bath can turn out to be bad for one's health, but at least there are two nurses in here to give you the Kiss of Life m8!

L8tr.

val50

they still keeping that padded cell on stand by for you Tres

Ewood

There's a line in the sand and snogging Tres crosses it

Andrea50

Don't worry Ewood, I think paramed have nice masks now and surgical gloves to handle such situations - am I right?

Andrea50

Blimey, hope its a double, I'm going that way too at the moment!! Matron, if we get too nutty, you can chuck us all in, me, Tres and Ewood - lord, imagine that? A raging intellectual, a football mad male nurse and a female chainsaw fanatic.

Who would win do you reckon?

val50

didn't you forget someone - Cleri is bound to be along in a minute

Ewood

She'd have enough sense to stay away!

Cleri

Maybe not...will there be straitjackets involved...you know with leather straps...and buckles...and stuff

Ewood

Sound a bit Texan!