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smithyandlisa Apr 26th 2009 3:58 am

Call the Fire Brigade!
 
Got myself in a right pickle this afternoon. having a relaxing time, giggling with you lot, when I smelled smoke. Blimey my roast pork must be on fire I thought. Rushed into the kitchen, opened the oven, lovely garlic potato smell. Quite a bit of smoke in the house. PANIC! Rushed around like a headless chicken, but couldn't see any flames.... thankfully. Screamed out of an upstairs window at Smithy who was half an acre away bopping away on his tractor mowing the grass. Ran back downstairs, more smoke, out into the garden, attract OH's attention who suddenly moved like Linford Christie. Both ran back into the house, where he discovers it's the apple sauce which is on fire. I must have been having either a senior or a blonde moment, cos I had completely forgotten that I'd made any. I immediately plead insanity anyway, and if you knew me you'd buy that.

Thank goodness my hero took charge of the situation and calmed down both me and the saucepan, which may be ruined but at least all's well.

I suppose the only upside would have been seeing the Sapeurs-Pompiers speeding up my drive.... Hello Boys!! :wub:

Ka Ora! Apr 26th 2009 4:02 am

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Originally Posted by smithyandlisa (Post 7516125)
Got myself in a right pickle this afternoon. having a relaxing time, giggling with you lot, when I smelled smoke. Blimey my roast pork must be on fire I thought. Rushed into the kitchen, opened the oven, lovely garlic potato smell. Quite a bit of smoke in the house. PANIC! Rushed around like a headless chicken, but couldn't see any flames.... thankfully. Screamed out of an upstairs window at Smithy who was half an acre away bopping away on his tractor mowing the grass. Ran back downstairs, more smoke, out into the garden, attract OH's attention who suddenly moved like Linford Christie. Both ran back into the house, where he discovers it's the apple sauce which is on fire. I must have been having either a senior or a blonde moment, cos I had completely forgotten that I'd made any. I immediately plead insanity anyway, and if you knew me you'd buy that.

Thank goodness my hero took charge of the situation and calmed down both me and the saucepan, which may be ruined but at least all's well.

I suppose the only upside would have been seeing the Sapeurs-Pompiers speeding up my drive.... Hello Boys!! :wub:

Don't forget the Girls, We have a number of female Sapeurs-Pompiers that are very nice. Although im running out of excuses to phone them:lol:

Cleri Apr 26th 2009 4:09 am

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Originally Posted by smithyandlisa (Post 7516125)
Got myself in a right pickle this afternoon. <snip>

Thank goodness my hero took charge of the situation and calmed down both me and the saucepan, which may be ruined but at least all's well.

I suppose the only upside would have been seeing the Sapeurs-Pompiers speeding up my drive.... Hello Boys!! :wub:

I'm bloody sure you are related to Andy :lol:
Speaking of fireman I have just posted a nice specimen threesome in another part of the forum....lemme find it for your delectation..

Ka Ora! Apr 26th 2009 4:54 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7516151)
I'm bloody sure you are related to Andy :lol:
Speaking of fireman I have just posted a nice specimen threesome in another part of the forum....lemme find it for your delectation..

All gay, I can just picture them turning up at a fire running around in a camp like fashion and the house burns down because they didn't want to break a nail:lol: Probably alright if your cat gets stuck up a tree.

rugbymatt Apr 26th 2009 4:59 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7516253)
All gay,

This man knows his shit!

Ka Ora! Apr 26th 2009 5:02 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7516264)
This man knows his shit!

Nah but I know who to avoid in a bar, Pity I have a thing for lesbians:lol:

rugbymatt Apr 26th 2009 5:04 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7516271)
Nah but I know who to avoid in a bar, Pity I have a thing for lesbians:lol:

I have been telling that mad cow Cleri that those three guys are as queer as coots but she wont listen!

Cleri Apr 26th 2009 5:07 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7516253)
All gay, I can just picture them turning up at a fire running around in a camp like fashion and the house burns down because they didn't want to break a nail:lol: Probably alright if your cat gets stuck up a tree.


Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7516264)
This man knows his shit!


Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7516282)
I have been telling that mad cow Cleri that those three guys are as queer as coots but she wont listen!

Jealousy does not become you boys...

Ka Ora! Apr 26th 2009 5:08 am

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7516295)
Jealousy does not become you boys...

Im not jealous, Just glad im not in the same photo.:lol:

Cleri Apr 26th 2009 5:09 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7516300)
Im not jealous, Just glad im not in the same photo.:lol:

:lol:

rugbymatt Apr 26th 2009 5:10 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7516300)
Im not jealous, Just glad im not in the same photo.:lol:

Yeah, because that would be a real pain in the arse eh?

Ka Ora! Apr 26th 2009 5:11 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7516312)
Yeah, because that would be a real pain in the arse eh?

Yes, Some holes should remain unfilled, touched or mentioned;)

rugbymatt Apr 26th 2009 5:12 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7516316)
Yes, Some holes should remain unfilled, touched or mentioned;)

Unless you are female, then its open season...............

Ka Ora! Apr 26th 2009 5:13 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7516319)
Unless you are female, then its open season...............

Yup fire and forget.:lol:

Cleri Apr 26th 2009 5:14 am

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I need a drink...laterz chaps :)


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