Wee joke about 2 women
Nov 10th 2004, 10:59 pm
#1
Glasgow Rangers
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Wee joke about 2 women
Thought you all might need a wee joke to lighten the mood in here
Two women
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure ! there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
Eddie
Two women
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure ! there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
Eddie
Nov 10th 2004, 11:13 pm
#2
swoops
Joined: Sep 2004
Location: Fall River, NS
Posts: 322
Re: Wee joke about 2 women
[QUOTE=Voyager970]Thought you all might need a wee joke to lighten the mood in here
nice one voyager970 just wot I needed
nice one voyager970 just wot I needed
