There's probably a bit of that, and of course there's the Gatineau Girls who are a right load of skanks. That must skew the results a little.

But seriously, I haven't been in England for 10 years and I just can't remember everything being on display the way it is here.

Sometimes I'm like "My God, doesn't she realise?" - Am I imagining this?

Must say that I like Toronto and would like to live there but only if I had the money to afford one of the lakeside condos and not have to worry about getting a car in and out of the place. It would be Hell to have to commute in and out every day - DB eh?

I take it your 'old english eyes' (cue for a sad song) are looking for mock Tudor manor houses, the Red Lion pub and a village green? Come join us in Guelph then Steve where none of that exists but they do sell Tetley and Boddingtons in some of the bars - bleugh!

Judging by your avatar would you be a Hammer? Although we lived in Polperro last year we had a season ticket at Upton Park. A bit of a schlep but a good season. Glad we didn’t bother this year!

Or perhaps your testosterone levels have jumped up during the last 10 years?
Do you go to the gym too much? Are you on steroids? That can effect you libido
Haven't seen any photos yet, haven't you got a digital camera you can surreptitiously use?

Yeah great idea, photos of Canadian cleavages thread.

Yes, horrible. I used to live in a condo with only the Toronto Star building between us and the lake. Scotland Yard was across the road, the market at the end of the street, it was very nice indeed.

There's a lot of places I would live if I could afford it, whoever coined 'money isn't everything' talked scrotums.
Couldn't do what DB does everyday, the journey would turn me to suicide. Although like where he has his place. Offered to clean, cook and put out the trash for him in order to live there but didn't take me up on it.



Hmm, no, REAL tudor manor houses, dey dont do dat doh do dey...

I don't do it every day. I currently do it three or four days a week and am gradually moving more stuff home. Planning to do such a commute five days a week would be crazy though it might be ok if you had a job working shifts.

Last week I drove into downtown Toronto twice and parked just off King St. One time was in the evening rush hour after 5pm and one time on Sunday. There is a noticable difference in the volume of traffic (to be expected) but the wacky driving style is just the same - they cut your nose off at every opportunity.

I've driven the Kingston bridge on a regular basis (the busiest road bridge in Europe) and it ain't got a patch on the bonkers driving I encountered on those 2 trips last week.

Hey just because I talk about you doesn't give you the right to butt in!

So, you're still not taking me up on the offer then?

The standard of driving here is terrible, no question. I have noticed though that it's not so bad driving in from the northwest as from the northeast, I used to have to drive through Markham and Agincourt and felt I should have a big sign on the roof "get outta the way, you aint in an ox cart now". At least in the northwest it's all "fan gula", jabbing fingers and spinning wheels; progress is mad rudely and aggressively but it is made.

By all means come by with your trash. Bring beer. Getting beer is a problem out there.

I knew you'd jump in...

Sorry fell asleep then reading all this stuff about traffic and commuting.

Now about this cleavage thread?

DBD must have some pictures.