Au contraire love, it's my heavy consumption of quality cars, and quality wives, that has me shopping at OXFAM. I just like to work them meself rather than leaving than to some sort of automated appliance.

The trilby btw, is a hat felted in rabbit fur, now that's quality, innit?

If she didnt dress she'd be arrested.

So the only way she can prevent arrest is to wear a fur coat? Sad!

Oh, that's *so* not right. Heels, seamed stockings and a mink could make Maude Barlow look almost attractive whereas dungarees and comfortable shoes could make Katie Price look ordinary.

Oi Muush, I ope that's fake rabbit Burberry fur, you foooocker

Am I correct that you are a land owner in Alberta?

It aint Burberry as it well predates that fad. I believe it's real though, it feels the same as the kid's lucky rabbit feet.

You got it, can't wait to bring the Chav family with us - you'll spot em with their Burberry caps - nice

SO........................you are part of the group of people that wears hats made from rabbit and beaver.
Pot........ Kettle......... Black

Chavs only wear FAKE - muush

And there's no way they would wear a MINGE at!!!

To anyone reading this, don't worry, we're not chavs really

Part of my job is spent working with chav families (lucky old me), can't help slipping into chav mode - it's the only way I can comunicate with em, innit

Hence........Canada

I was refering the land owners in Alberta. Cowboys\Menonites\Huterites all with a penchant for wearing hats made from dead animal fur!!!!

I'd love to see the animal that this is made from!

Who mentioned Red Neck Farmhands that drive rusty F150s??????? (albertas answer to the chav, eh)

Best you put the condoms back on, if your kids have got rabbits feet