Something Light - A Scouser Joke
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Something Light - A Scouser Joke
A scouser walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have
to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is £ 200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it.
Raine
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have
to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is £ 200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it.
Raine
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by raine66
A scouser walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have
to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is £ 200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it.
Raine
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have
to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is £ 200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it.
Raine
OI!! I represent that remark!!
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by 1066
OI!! I represent that remark!!
Here is another corny one.
What is the tallest mountain in Liverpool?
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Killamanforhisgiro
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by raine66
Raine
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Gray C
Here is another corny one.
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Gray C
Hi
Here is another corny one.
What is the tallest mountain in Liverpool?
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Killamanforhisgiro
Here is another corny one.
What is the tallest mountain in Liverpool?
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Killamanforhisgiro
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Whats the difference between Batman and a scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin
Batman can go out without Robin
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 9,606
Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by 1066
OI!! I represent that remark!!
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
On a serious note, how come its acceptable to bash scousers? Would this fly if it was about thicky brummies or wide boy cocknies or stupid women drivers, or smelly packies?
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 9,606
Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by iaink
On a serious note, how come its acceptable to bash scousers? Would this fly if it was about thicky brummies or wide boy cocknies or stupid women drivers, or smelly packies?
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,656
Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Gray C
Hi
Here is another corny one.
What is the tallest mountain in Liverpool?
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Killamanforhisgiro
Here is another corny one.
What is the tallest mountain in Liverpool?
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Killamanforhisgiro
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by iaink
On a serious note, how come its acceptable to bash scousers? Would this fly if it was about thicky brummies or wide boy cocknies or stupid women drivers, or smelly packies?
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Calgal
iaink, you are officially "Canadian"!
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Ok I am almost blond But please tell me what is a "Scouser"?