British Expats

My dog chased one the year before last, got sprayed right in the face. Natrually he came wimpering back to me and proceded to get some of the yuk on me. I had to strip off, put all my clothes into a black bin liner and head for the shower while the wife shampooed, tomato juiced and vanilla essenced the dog.

The trouble is that I don't think he learned his lesson, he still chases, cats, other dogs, musk rats, and pretty much every other critter he sees.

During the spring/summer months I am always on the lookout for skunks around dusk, because after smelling the stench of freshly released skunk glands right next to me, I don't want to smell it again.