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Definitely not a fan of reach out. Why not just say contact?

I've heard people saying reach out a dozen times in the space of a one minute chat - it sounds ridiculous.

Going forward, I like. Love it actually. So I suppose it's all just personal choice. Can I have a green light on that folks?

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I actually don't hate it, but working in consulting, it's basically every other sentence, and it gets massively overused. Drives me slightly bonkers... particularly when it's combined with other consultant-speak and then everyone just sounds like giant twats. :)

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That's why going forward is so useful. Almost as useful as at the end of the day!

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is specifically British gibberish. It's very rare to see or hear that here. cob is common though, one may be expected resolve issues or meet challenges by cob.

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"COB" has evolved to "COP" around my workplace... "close of play". I hate that one. COB I don't mind, but COP is ridiculous.

And on that note, I'm leaving for the weekend, this week has been long and craptastic.

Toodles. :)

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When we bring new people onto the project we "onboard" them. Once they get here they have to go through a formal "onboarding session."

Gaaaaah.

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Heh! Our human resource pool is to be augmented on Tuesday. I've just reached out for green lighting of a proactive onboarding strategy.

Since I used those words, I assume this request will be met by uncomprehending approval. I'll then take the person for a pub lunch and expense it.

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Its understandable I suppose. I'm sure it gets lonely up there. ;)

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I guess it beats water-boarding

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Close of play is excessively used at my work place, also "it is what it is":blink:

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I've heard end of the day used in the US and thought it was becoming more common there. I am particularly pleased when someone uses it twice in the same sentence (a bit like getting three cherries on a fruit machine).

No idea what cob is?

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COB Close Of Business

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I like laughing at corporate speak because it let's people know that I'm a real maverick who plays by nobodies rules.

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While at the same time being careful to liberally pepper your language with enough acronyms to demonstrate the exclusivity and thus importance of your profession. TFN.

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I hear this stuff a lot and any ironic amusement gained has long gone. The fruit is too low hanging to gain any satisfaction from mocking anyway.