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willmore Nov 24th 2004 1:05 pm

Name Eddie's New Thread
 
Need a name for a thread to hold Eddie's jokes. Name must be fairly clean.

Judges will be Toon, Eddie and myself (but of course I can over-ride their decision at any time). Contest will close at 4pm PST on Friday, Nov 26 even if there aren't any suggestions.

Winner will receive some special karma from me.

So come-on folks give us some ideas.

willmore Nov 25th 2004 12:05 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Need a name for a thread to hold Eddie's jokes. Name must be fairly clean.

Judges will be Toon, Eddie and myself (but of course I can over-ride their decision at any time). Contest will close at 4pm PST on Friday, Nov 26 even if there aren't any suggestions.

Winner will receive some special karma from me.

So come-on folks give us some ideas.

Very interesting, 27 viewers - yet no responses. :D

Jonny Nov 25th 2004 12:17 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Very interesting, 27 viewers - yet no responses. :D

What about "Eddie's Jokes" or is that too obvious? :rolleyes:

SirTainly Nov 25th 2004 12:29 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by Jonny
What about "Eddie's Jokes" or is that too obvious? :rolleyes:

"A funny thing happened to me on the way here today....."

OR

"A Scotsman, a Dutchman and a Canadian...."

macmike41 Nov 25th 2004 6:00 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 
Sorry read the other thread first so once again .... why not just call it "The funny (or fun) side of Canada"



Originally Posted by willmore
Need a name for a thread to hold Eddie's jokes. Name must be fairly clean.

Judges will be Toon, Eddie and myself (but of course I can over-ride their decision at any time). Contest will close at 4pm PST on Friday, Nov 26 even if there aren't any suggestions.

Winner will receive some special karma from me.

So come-on folks give us some ideas.


Voyager970 Nov 25th 2004 11:55 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 
Heres one guys

Put the cat out

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

TEEHEEE
So come on folks whats my new thread going to be called.
Willmore what kind of jokes do you think I should post, shall I PM them to you first for scrutiny, as some will be a bit rude. YOU DECIDE as you can be the censor lady, as you are still quite young !!!!!!!

Eddie :beer:

willmore Nov 25th 2004 12:36 pm

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by Voyager970
Heres one guys

Put the cat out

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

TEEHEEE
So come on folks whats my new thread going to be called.
Willmore what kind of jokes do you think I should post, shall I PM them to you first for scrutiny, as some will be a bit rude. YOU DECIDE as you can be the censor lady, as you are still quite young !!!!!!!

Eddie :beer:

Well since I started this and the lack of response has been incredible to say the least, does no one on the Canada forum have a sense of humour any more? I'll make a unilateral decision and call it Eddie's Corner of Jokes.

Interesting that 80 people were interested enough to view the thread but couldn't be bothered to respond.

In any case enough ranting and raving, that's life I guess. If at some point, someone comes up with something better it can be changed.

But no, I don't want to censor them, just don't have the time, but I would like to suggest that you keep them fairly clean. Actually now that I think about it, how about moving this thread to the "Lounge" section, so that it is more visible to more people?

Jonny Nov 25th 2004 7:09 pm

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Interesting that 80 people were interested enough to view the thread but couldn't be bothered to respond.

Maybe it's just not that interesting :zzz:

willmore Nov 25th 2004 8:20 pm

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by Jonny
Maybe it's just not that interesting :zzz:

Perhaps, although I thought his jokes were great. But in order not to bore the good folks in the Canada forum any longer, we have moved it into the Lounge, where it will be more appreciated. :D

Toontje Nov 26th 2004 5:21 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 
Scottish jokes for free?

stepnek Nov 26th 2004 5:49 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by willmore
does no one on the Canada forum have a sense of humour any more? I'll make a unilateral decision and call it Eddie's Corner of Jokes.

Interesting that 80 people were interested enough to view the thread but couldn't be bothered to respond.

In my defence as one of the eighty I viewed the thread because you don't know the content until you view it. But I'm afraid that I don't come to this forum to tell or read jokes as there are plenty of other places to do that and besides there's plenty of natural humour here included in the regular threads. As you yourself say, The Lounge will encourage greater appreciation.

willmore Nov 26th 2004 6:26 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by stepnek
In my defence as one of the eighty I viewed the thread because you don't know the content until you view it. But I'm afraid that I don't come to this forum to tell or read jokes as there are plenty of other places to do that and besides there's plenty of natural humour here included in the regular threads. As you yourself say, The Lounge will encourage greater appreciation.

For heavens sake, lighten up. People who doesn't appreciate his jokes are the losers here, but it's a personal decision. :D

Velouria Nov 26th 2004 6:53 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by willmore
For heavens sake, lighten up. People who doesn't appreciate his jokes are the losers here, but it's a personal decision. :D

you asked people to respond, and so they did...?

here goes... i'll give a vote for 'Eddie's Corner of Jokes' !

willmore Nov 26th 2004 1:17 pm

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 
here goes... i'll give a vote for 'Eddie's Corner of Jokes' ![/QUOTE]

Good choice - think we'll go with that - at least one person with a good sense of humour. :D

Voyager970 Nov 28th 2004 9:26 am

Re: Name Eddie's New Thread
 

Originally Posted by willmore
here goes... i'll give a vote for 'Eddie's Corner of Jokes' !

Good choice - think we'll go with that - at least one person with a good sense of humour. :D[/QUOTE]

I'll Second that vote me dear

AHHHHHH Well 2 votes out of a gazillion users, no to bad

Eddie about to tan his wrists as no-one appreciates his sense of humour

BBOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :mad:


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