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For my pal Willmore again
WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, “HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW” HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; “FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!” THE WIFE ASKS, “WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.” TO WHICH HE REPLIED, “FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.” FINE, SHE SAYS, “THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?” THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.” “I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS”, HE SAYS. “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! “ SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. “HONEY”, HE ASKS, “HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?” SHE SAID, “WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.” HE SAID, “SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?” SHE REPLIED, “HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!” Enjoy Willmore Eddie :beer: |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
Originally Posted by Voyager970
WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, “HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW� HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; “FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!� THE WIFE ASKS, “WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.� TO WHICH HE REPLIED, “FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.� FINE, SHE SAYS, “THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?� THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.� “I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS�, HE SAYS. “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! “ SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. “HONEY�, HE ASKS, “HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?� SHE SAID, “WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.� HE SAID, “SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?� SHE REPLIED, “HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!� Enjoy Willmore Eddie :beer: Keep them coming - they're great!!!! :D |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
After a few beers, ME NAE Danger
Would you believe me if I told you I was tee-total. Thought not !!!!!!!!!, that was a quick answer !!!!! NA I just happen to stumble upon them, people send them to me etc etc If you think they are crap, they can be dirtier if you wish !!!!!! Just let me know and it will be done Edd"y" |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a $exologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes AND FINALLY HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Shag him senseless and give him a blow job on a regular basis, at least once a day !!!!!!!!! 2. Leave him in peace to watch the football on the TV A bit long winded, but you gat the picture EEHHHHHHHH Eddie :zzz: |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
Willmore thought this might cheer you up ( Excuse the pun )
Enjoy Eddie Police Calendar 2005 The all nude police officer calendar for 2005 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity for both female and males. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view. They are available for sale on the site ... the calendars, not the officers. Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude police officers. http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
Ouch and I fell for that one - wonder if willmore will.
Originally Posted by Voyager970
Willmore thought this might cheer you up ( Excuse the pun )
Enjoy Eddie Police Calendar 2005 The all nude police officer calendar for 2005 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity for both female and males. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view. They are available for sale on the site ... the calendars, not the officers. Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude police officers. http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
Originally Posted by macmike41
Ouch and I fell for that one - wonder if willmore will.
And dont deny it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddie |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
Wellllll only if it would have given me a laugh ...
Originally Posted by Voyager970
I guess you were wanting a swatch of the nude polis guys in their birthday suit.
And dont deny it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddie |
Re: For my pal Willmore again
Originally Posted by macmike41
Wellllll only if it would have given me a laugh ...
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Re: For my pal Willmore again
Originally Posted by willmore
Eddie - you are such a smart-ass. I was hoping there would be a picture of you - I was very disappointed.
Nae danger !!!!!!!! Well Maybaes Aye and Maybaes Naw !!!!!!!! Might, I will think about it Where do I post this pickie, if I decide to !!!!!!!!!!!! What about a pickie of you Willmore, you said you are blonde and you know what guys say about blondes !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddie Heres some more Willmore !!!!! Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down 5. I am a virgin. 4. It is so big. 3. I can't do that to my best friend. 2. I won't gain weight after marriage 1. I am coming! I am coming!!! What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are *****ED!!! Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING". More to come ( great pun ) Eddie :) :) |
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