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willmore Nov 12th 2004 7:59 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by Higgy
hehe be worried if he tries to give him a Glasgow kiss :)

It certainly would be worth selling tickets to watch....and I want to be front row and centre.....for the event...... :D

prodigyking Nov 12th 2004 8:06 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by willmore
It certainly would be worth selling tickets to watch....and I want to be front row and centre.....for the event...... :D

Whatever that is... It must be like that bad bad British humor that nobody normal gets...

willmore Nov 12th 2004 8:11 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by prodigyking
Whatever that is... It must be like that bad bad British humor that nobody normal gets...

mmm...are you trying to start another argument by saying that "I'm abnormal" because I really and truly love english humour (and I'm not english by the way)...... :D

iaink Nov 12th 2004 8:11 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by Glaswegian
Anyway ... the best stuff gets passed around by PM's

:( :eek: I feel terribly left out now! Your not talking about me behind my back are you ;) :rolleyes:

willmore Nov 12th 2004 8:13 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by iaink
: I feel terribly left out now! Your not talking about me behind my back are you ;)

Damn...you caught us red-handed...that's exactly what everyone on the forum is doing......hehehe....feeling a little paranoid now? :D

iaink Nov 12th 2004 8:13 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by willmore
mmm...are you trying to start another argument by saying that "I'm abnormal" because I really and truly love english humour (and I'm not english by the way)...... :D

No, you are abnormal for so many more reasons:):D

actually liking "keeping up appearances" and all those other grey haired britcoms is just the tip of the iceberg. I bet you watch "last of the summer wine" too:)



PS
No more paranoid than usual!

prodigyking Nov 12th 2004 8:15 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by willmore
mmm...are you trying to start another argument by saying that "I'm abnormal" because I really and truly love english humour (and I'm not english by the way)...... :D

Great humor... Mr. Bean scratching is arse, is freakin' hilarious. So is Benny Hill, and don't get me started on Monty Python.. laaaaaaame...

Eddy Izzard is kinda funny, cuz he makes fun of the brits.

by the way,

"Would anyone care for some tea?"

Glaswegian Nov 12th 2004 8:17 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by prodigyking
"Would anyone care for some tea?"

You can do better than that ...

iaink Nov 12th 2004 8:19 am

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I have no respect for anyone who doesnt find this funny in any way.

Customer: Two choc-ices please.

Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!

Customer: What flavour is it?

Man: It's a bird, innit. It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

Customer: Do you get wafers with it?

Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!

Customer: How much is it?

Man: Ninepence.

Customer: I'll have two please.

Man: Gannet on a stick.

prodigyking Nov 12th 2004 8:19 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by Glaswegian
You can do better than that ...

Nope, that pretty much takes care of it all, g-man.

Glaswegian Nov 12th 2004 8:25 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by iaink
I have no respect for anyone who doesnt find this funny in any way.

Customer: Two choc-ices please.

Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!

Customer: What flavour is it?

Man: It's a bird, innit. It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

Customer: Do you get wafers with it?

Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!

Customer: How much is it?

Man: Ninepence.

Customer: I'll have two please.

Man: Gannet on a stick.

LMAO ... that was hilarious!!

MikeUK Nov 12th 2004 8:27 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by prodigyking
Great humor …..and don't get me started on Monty Python..

Aahh.. now I see the envy …I’m sorry but unfortunately our humour isn’t meant to be easily understood by Johnny foreigner … That why it British humour…..see it’s a clue…its means (don’t bother trying to understand this unless you grew up in Britain or have been enlightened by a British person who felt sorry for you) :D


I'm Brian and so's my wife ;)

iaink Nov 12th 2004 8:30 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 
Welease Wodger!!!!!

prodigyking Nov 12th 2004 8:40 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by MikeUK
I’m sorry but unfortunately our humour isn’t meant to be easily understood by Johnny foreigner … T

Take a look around you! You are the foreigner!

willmore Nov 12th 2004 9:25 am

Re: Moving a Glaswegian ...
 

Originally Posted by prodigyking
Great humor... Mr. Bean scratching is arse, is freakin' hilarious. So is Benny Hill, and don't get me started on Monty Python.. laaaaaaame...

Eddy Izzard is kinda funny, cuz he makes fun of the brits.

by the way,

"Would anyone care for some tea?"

Benny Hill and Mr. Bean are pretty good.....but the funniest comedy made is Yes, Minister.....our PBS station from Seattle is re-running the program and it was so o funny last night that my husband/I nearly fell off the couch laughing so hard.....that's real comedy compared to the garbage on TV today.

The oldies but goodies that IainK mentioned including summer wine are absolutely classic........


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