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Aviator Nov 21st 2009 5:29 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by Almost Canadian (Post 8115211)
I accept that, just like I accept that, from the links above, it would appear that very few people are bitten by a snake while sitting on the shitter!

Ah, but if it is a pit shitter in the outback who knows whats going to come up and bite you on the backside. One thing for sure, it's unlikely to be a bear.

Almost Canadian Nov 21st 2009 5:30 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 8115194)
you are quite right. what is brushed over though is there are thousands of snake and spider bites each year, LINK below, excert - Each year in Australia as many as 4,000 people are bitten. Of these 200 require anti venom treatment and one bite proves fatal.- i would say that there are not thousands of bear bites, clawings, encounters involving injury only.

the difference between the last person killed JUST by a SPIDER and now, is the anti venom that has been developed and that is now more readily available, all in the LINK.

Now i know whats coming, you can't get an anti bear bite shot, once your leg has been gnawed off its pretty much gone. thats what large calibre rifles are for though i would contend.

http://www.spiderzrule.com/bites.htm

http://www.badspiderbites.com/wolf-spider/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...nel-web_spider

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider

http://www.termite.com.au/spider-identification.html

http://www.sydney100.com/snakes-spiders-sharks.htm

LINKS not just for you AC if you get my drift.


Sure.

It seems though that, statistically, one is more likely to be injured driving a vehicle in England than bitten by a snake in Australia. Would this be a reason not to live in England? (accepting of course that there are many more reasons not to want to live in England:p)

dollface Nov 21st 2009 5:32 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 8115208)
you wouldn't be saying that if a big spider was crawling up your sheets to the bottom of your bed.

depends if it's spiderman or just the run of the mill redback:eek:

That's why I don't live in OZ - as the very old song goes "I don't like spiders and snakes".............................

rae Nov 21st 2009 5:34 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by Almost Canadian (Post 8115219)
Sure.

It seems though that, statistically, one is more likely to be injured driving a vehicle in England than bitten by a snake in Australia. Would this be a reason not to live in England? (accepting of course that there are many more reasons not to want to live in England:p)

what are road deaths like in aus though? i've seen mad max, its looks bloody crazy to me.

rae Nov 21st 2009 5:36 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 8115221)
depends if it's spiderman or just the run of the mill redback:eek:

That's why I don't live in OZ - as the very old song goes "I don't like spiders and snakes".............................

i don't want anything biting me on the arse, or anything else around there for that matter. its alright for you girls, but us boys have things dangling into the pot when we sit down you know, and for those of us who dangle a lot that must look pretty tempting to a spider.

Steve_P Nov 21st 2009 5:51 am

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Originally Posted by dollface (Post 8115221)

That's why I don't live in OZ - as the very old song goes "I don't like spiders and snakes".............................

http://www.imeem.com/msbeckyboop/mus...rs-and-snakes/

Or the attached if linky don't work. :thumbsup:

What's this VERY old, it's only mid-70's for goodness sakes. :sneaky:;)

Old is 40's or 50's. :p

Alan2005 Nov 21st 2009 6:52 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 8115213)
would you lift that lid and have a look though? i know i bloody would, every time.

I think you might have a bit of a problem. Does your wife have to deal with creepy crawlies at home?

Bali2010 Nov 21st 2009 8:04 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 8115228)
for those of us who dangle a lot that must look pretty tempting to a spider.

<snigger>
;)

hereandthere Nov 21st 2009 10:52 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by Almost Canadian (Post 8115219)
Sure.

It seems though that, statistically, one is more likely to be injured driving a vehicle in England than bitten by a snake in Australia. Would this be a reason not to live in England? (accepting of course that there are many more reasons not to want to live in England:p)

I make this point a lot. It seems quite common for people to say they wouldn't live in Australia because of the spiders and snakes but I have lived in a few places in Australia and I have only ever seen one snake, a handful of lizards (crossing the road in the bush usually as you drive towards them) and I think three venomous spiders. It is not a reason not to live in Australia. And unlike bears, none of these insects actively hunt people either.

I just make the point that you can live in both Canada and Australia without risking your life every day with deadly creatures. You're more likely to get beaten to death by a scumbag or run over by a drunk in either place!

Bali2010 Nov 21st 2009 11:01 am

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[QUOTE=hereandthere;8115577] And unlike bears, none of these insects actively hunt people either.

QUOTE]

Bears are actively hunting people in Canada? Really?
I have cartoon bears jumping out on hapless campers running through my head.:rofl:

Bali2010 Nov 21st 2009 11:06 am

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Ok, so my experience of Canadian bears is limited to BC bear watching trip and I have never been to Oz, but for those who would like to see bears who weren't hunting people, this was a good BBC doc :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00np2gk

Might not work for those of you not in UK.

Aviator Nov 21st 2009 11:27 am

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 
[quote=Bali2010;8115586]

Originally Posted by hereandthere (Post 8115577)
And unlike bears, none of these insects actively hunt people either.

QUOTE]

Bears are actively hunting people in Canada? Really?
I have cartoon bears jumping out on hapless campers running through my head.:rofl:

Yep, they are standing behind trees waiting for hapless tourists, ready to pounce :rofl:

dollface Nov 21st 2009 12:06 pm

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 8115241)
http://www.imeem.com/msbeckyboop/mus...rs-and-snakes/

Or the attached if linky don't work. :thumbsup:

What's this VERY old, it's only mid-70's for goodness sakes. :sneaky:;)

Old is 40's or 50's. :p

Was it really? well I remeber it well then! although I was a kid at that point in time.......:pvhave to say I still love listening to 70's music.........:thumbup:

dollface Nov 21st 2009 12:07 pm

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by rae (Post 8115228)
i don't want anything biting me on the arse, or anything else around there for that matter. its alright for you girls, but us boys have things dangling into the pot when we sit down you know, and for those of us who dangle a lot that must look pretty tempting to a spider.

:( just as I was about to offer as well..............:lol:

rae Nov 21st 2009 2:18 pm

Re: Migrate to Canada or Australia
 

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8115292)
I think you might have a bit of a problem. Does your wife have to deal with creepy crawlies at home?

yes i do, but no she doesn't. i'm one of these people who spend 10minutes trying to get it to crawl on some paper then flick it out the door so i don't have to touch it.


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